not sure if you've all seen, but there was a massive thread a year or so ago.... Square Cut Swim Shorts
Taking a hand full of both bikini and short square. No one will be perfect (ok, not many), and i've been seeing old euro guys in them for years on Mia beach. If they can rock them, anyone can (no offense to old euro guys). No one cares. Be comfy and enjoy.
Aliexpress has an excellent selection of men's and women's swimwear. https://www.aliexpress.com/af/men%2...wear&spm=a2g0o.productlist.1.5.489c277a583oi1
Men’s square cuts from Skinz out of FL. Many fabrics and models. About $50 each. Well worth it. Secret is to find the model that fits you as an individual best. I happened to find mine.
Ergowear. they have good ones with a pouch for your boys lol . if wife wears thongs or g strings thought I would be nice and wear square cut
Agree with the SkinzWear referral for dudes. Dubio has some wonderful crotchless bikini options for the lovely ladies if they happen to be extroverted enough. That was pretty smooth, wasn't it?
I look disgusting in Board Shorts. With my jelly belly prominently hanging over the waistband and my biscuit ass barely keeping the shorts in place. In yet another knock against Board Short design, I have yet to find a pair with large enough volume in front to fully encompass Lester and the Globes. Alas, I have a beautiful wife who still finds me sensual, attractive, and sexy in baggy rubber duck bedazzled swim trunks.
But you forgot to mention your wife has been blind since she met you Now, is it physical blindness or blindness due to love...and the size of Lester and the Globes?? Wait, weren’t they a 50’s doo wop group? Disclaimer: No offense meant to anyone actually blind. This is humor, folks.
