you want to groan?

Klaw · Nov 16, 2006

TexasCouple said:

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in court settling their divorce.

Mickey’s lawyer stood up and said, “Your Honor, my client would like to seek a divorce from Mrs. Mouse on the grounds that she’s crazy”.

Mickey jumped up and shouted to his attorney, “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was f***ing Goofy”.

Marsh
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LOVE IT!!!!!

TexasCouple · Nov 16, 2006

I thought that you would Karen.
Marsh

Klaw · Nov 16, 2006

I passed it on to all my lawyer friends!

Thanks, Marsh!

Say hola to Melinda for me. :wave:

Bonez · Nov 17, 2006

Klaw said:

TexasCouple said:

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in court settling their divorce.

Mickey’s lawyer stood up and said, “Your Honor, my client would like to seek a divorce from Mrs. Mouse on the grounds that she’s crazy”.

Mickey jumped up and shouted to his attorney, “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was f***ing Goofy”.

Marsh
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LOVE IT!!!!!
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Leave it to a lawyer Karan ...groan

We best not start the lawyer jokes right???

Ok I bit...
How can you tell when it is really cold in Canada...

The lawyers have their hands in their own pockets

vrodgers · Nov 17, 2006

Love it!! :lol:

Michael F. · Jun 15, 2007

DConCT said:

hehe... Val, you said you were done for today!

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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saw this again. too funny :lol:

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