If your worried about not having a tan at all, and you have a pre thought out response when people ask you what resort your staying at.
My sister asked where I’m going, and then she knew of the resort I came up with...I need to learn to lie just a little better.
The first thing you ask your cardiologist after heart surgery... Am I good to fly to Mexico in 12 days??!! And his response... Have fun!! See you all soon!!
"Sure doc, I'll just be sitting on the beach and reading a book every day. You know, nothing out of the ordinary at all."