You know you are a TTR veteran when...

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Nikki&Ira, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. lakeboy22

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    Where's the TTR bacon I got have bacon. How come bacon taste better at TTR.
     
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    britsrhot2 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    When friends see you naked and comment on you "dental floss" tan lines
     
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    When you had to go to a more "upscale" resort (GP) and you feel like you were robbed of a vacation.
     
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    You know you are a TTR veteran when...

    • you know what a buffet cruise is (and were there)
    • when someone anywhere talks about saving a chair the first thing that comes to mind is some guy named 'Donald' and his jokes about chair saving :), cameras and single guys
    • you have met marshe and know his wife and his real names
    • you know there is a fountain in the cigar bar and know it is (was :( ) the best place for a toy exchange
    • when you start sentences like that American Pie movie 'remember that time at band camp'... instead though using 'remember that time at Temptation' when ...
      • that guy hung a sex swing on the jacuzzi balcony;)
      • that girl stuck her finger up your ass while playing beer pong:eek:
      • the Boobs Cruise owner stole your sandals :p
      • that invite to the jacuzzi party wasn't quite an invite to a jacuzzi 'party':rolleyes:
      • chinos did a body shot off you at the sexy pool and almost got fired :oops:
      • you learned putting a vodka soaked gummy bear on the tip of mr happy and offering to ladies at the sexy pool after a Boobs Cruise almost always works :marshe:
      • you learned what AIWC stood for and how magical it can be, but don't use chocolate in the hot sun :confused:
      • that crazy mother f'er from NH brought 40 Wicked Weasels to the sexy pool and his hot lady tried every one of them on :D
    Cant wait to make many more memories in 29 days ​
     
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    redmuller Guru Registered Member

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    When you walk up to the bar and bartenders already knows what you drink.
     
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    - When all your wife's bikinis for a week fit into sandwich ziploc bag and her dresses fit into gallon ziploc bag but her shoes take up an entire suitcase!
    - When you order a drink by only saying pink or orange.
     
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  7. Randy&Kay

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    all of this and more:
    More FB friends from TTR and around the world than everyday friends/coworkers/family
    The people you met at TTR come and visit
    Your shopping and just have to get ______for______cuz it's so them!
    You start double work outs and extra tanning to get TTR ready.
     
  8. Nikki&Ira

    Nikki&Ira Secretary of Octoberbreast Registered Member

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    When you have more Facebook friends in common with Chinos then you do with your spouse!!!

    Legit 160 friends in common with Chinos and 156 with Ira.

    Nikki
     
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    - when you're asked what you want to drink at a restaurant and you have to refrain from saying "WET PUSSIES"

    - when you see NutriBullet or VitaMixes on sale and consider them solely for the purpose of recreating the GREEN JUICE

    - when you're on travel sites during all your free time, searching round-trip airfares to Cancun

    - when you're at a regular pool and honestly wonder why more people just don't take off their clothes (this is a Temptation AND a Desire reference)

    - when your kids don't bother asking where you're going anymore because you stammer and stutter so badly trying to think up a vanilla resort's name

    - when you have to remind your husband to have a "clean" photo album on his phone so the kids can see our vacation pics

    - when you find yourself scrolling through your Cancun vacation pics with a huge smile on your face

    - when you see a single $1 US bill and add it to your tip stash

    - when you get your kids' school schedules and the 1st thought is "when can I fit in a week at TTR???"
     
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    Those are very good, 2US
     
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