Worst Date Ever

us2933 · Nov 4, 2005

I am going to find my nearest store and investigate as soon as possible. All sounds divine.

Lisa Groves · Nov 4, 2005

You must - it has foreign meat products as well - and everything is really cheap!!

jenfleur · Nov 4, 2005

Lisa Groves said:

it has foreign meat products as well
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No effing WONDER you go there! The Queen of lovin foreign meat is you!

us2933 · Nov 5, 2005

have you ever eaten British / white?

Lisa Groves · Nov 7, 2005

us2933 said:

have you ever eaten British / white?
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Not for eight years!!!!! Yay!!!!!

us2933 · Nov 7, 2005

Miss it?

Lisa Groves · Nov 7, 2005

Never!!!!!!

I dont fancy pasty lardy white arsed skin

Michael F. · Jan 10, 2009

u2j said:

We have all had bad dates..
but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the "Tonight Show" with
Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...
snowing and quite cold...
and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain,
when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that
extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold
it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her pee beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender
to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,
she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants,
the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
immediately came to mind
as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware
of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off
and in need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover
herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes,
he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally
managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem Both
agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks
from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into
the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way,
her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants
and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter,
she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down... or perhaps that should be
"pants down." ..And you thought your
first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment ..
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.
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*bump*
saw this again recently...too funny! :lol:

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