Worst Date Ever

He would enjoy the company I'm sure

I want hot chestnuts

 

Look - if he thinks I am not a lady - he would definately think you are a scary mary!!!

 

He woudl love me and we would bond.... we could talk about the church

 

I just chocked on a cock shaped biscuit that Ian sent me!!!!!

Its now stuck in the back of my throat!!!

 

Do a gagging motion - that usually helps when a strange item gets stuck.

 

I just shoved more cock shaped biscuits down my throat to try and dislodge!!

Am eating chocolate square things from Lidl called Dominos - they are lush and only 89p for 20!!!

 

Lidl is for pikeys but I shall find nearest store for bargain choc IMMEDIATELY.

 

I know there's one in Aberdare - or it may be an Aldi's not sure. Will investigate for chocolate. I am starving.

 

There is a Lidl in Romford I can confirm. Shall go there for cheap choc.

 

They have all the Xmas stuff in - bought bag of 100 ginger biscuits for 69p, two packs of domino chocolate things which have marzipan and orange stuff like out of jaffa cakes in them - tray of lasagne for £1.89 (told Pete I had cooked it!), some fake M&M peanuts for bargain 60p!!

Have booked trip to Weston dealership for Tuesday so I can go via lidl and stock up!!

Its foreign choc as well so tastes nicer!!