Everything sounds kinky to you!!!!! I would scare the living daylights out of Les if I smashed pasties on him and spat coke!!!
He can wear gillet and you can tie him to the bed. I shall look forward to it. We'll come round on the weekend.
Sounds gross!! You cant come at the weekend - I am going to see Chesney Hawkes at the firework display!!! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I love Chessers! "I AM THE ONE AND ONLYYYY, NOBODY I'D RATHER BE!" Chesney and his giant mowel.