Mike - if I wrote down half the things that have happened in my life with men nobody would believe it!!! One bloke took me to an orgy when I thought I was going for coffee at a mate's house!!!!
I stayed - but not in the orgy room - had massive go at the guy for making assumptions (as I am so virginal) - then did him in the bathroom before going home!!!
Oh yes - how I kept you all entertained with my stories of previous sh&gs!!!!! Before I changed and went out with a quiet, church going steady guy and turned myself back into a virgin!!
NO!!!! I would have been permanently in a wheelchair if it was!!!!! Do you not remember me showing Les how big it was with my mouth when you came to Bristol and he spat his coke out all over me!!!!
