Cristiano Ronaldo goes to, the doctors and complains that he gets sexually frustrated when looking in the mirror. "I'm not surprised " says the doctor " Your a c*nt " . Ian :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
never been to west island before, were u going in montreal nord my cousin lives right off henri bourassa and how are my fellow italians in the city they going crazy or what
Is this a new type of language that us Brits havent got to grips with yet, or is Ant posting whilst drunk ? Bit early for the vino over there isnt it chubster ?? Ian. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she >> spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by >> a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was >> Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the >> jaws of a 20 foot shark! >> >> The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the >> poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them >> there in time. >> At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white >> tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a >> harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two >> reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, >> beat the shark to death. >> >> They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat >> along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they >> heard frantic calling ....... It was the Queen calling them to the >> yacht. >> >> On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and >> said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought >> the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see >> that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for >> sportsmanship to other countries." >> >> She knighted them and sailed away. >> >> As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," >> Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and >> knows everything about our country." >> >> "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F**k all about shark fishing. How's >> the bait holding up ?" >> Ian :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let's just say Montreal's Little Italy doesn't seem so little right now... I just got in from breakfast... grabbing a two hour nap and on my way to St-Laurent. Some of the cafes that open at 6am already have a few people lined up waiting to get in!
