Discussion in 'Cancun Forum' started by Fletch, Jul 5, 2006.
I live in the West Island... but for one day only tomorrow, I will be a resident of Montreal North.
Cristiano Ronaldo goes to, the doctors and complains that he gets sexually frustrated when looking in the mirror.
"I'm not surprised " says the doctor
" Your a c*nt " .
Ian :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
never been to west island before, were u going in montreal nord my cousin lives right off henri bourassa and how are my fellow italians in the city they going crazy or what
Is this a new type of language that us Brits havent got to grips with yet, or is Ant posting whilst drunk ?
Bit early for the vino over there isnt it chubster ??
Ian. :lol: :lol: :lol:
its ok ian...this canadian hasnt quite got it either :? :lol:
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she
>> spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by
>> a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was
>> Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the
>> jaws of a 20 foot shark!
>> The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the
>> poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them
>> there in time.
>> At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white
>> tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a
>> harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two
>> reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,
>> beat the shark to death.
>> They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat
>> along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they
>> heard frantic calling ....... It was the Queen calling them to the
>> On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and
>> said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought
>> the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see
>> that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for
>> sportsmanship to other countries."
>> She knighted them and sailed away.
>> As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
>> Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and
>> knows everything about our country."
>> "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F**k all about shark fishing. How's
>> the bait holding up ?"
Ian :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol no this was this mornings hangover there was still sambuca left in the system
Italy only because I am itallian and dont watch footsoccer.
Let's just say Montreal's Little Italy doesn't seem so little right now...
I just got in from breakfast... grabbing a two hour nap and on my way to St-Laurent. Some of the cafes that open at 6am already have a few people lined up waiting to get in!