eeeee are these your favourite pick up lines? 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? 1. Prepare to be boarded. and when these fail... They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
LOL!!!wow talk about being prepared, do u have a book of pirate chat up lines or have you just fallen sucker for them?! :lol:
oh i've been known to fall sucker for a pirate or two...he he.. but did you know that sept 19th is international speak like a pirate day :-o
As a scotsman who will be in Cancun, my plan is to do what we always do when abroad. Wear a kilt(skirt to the english members!!), drink lots and lots and lots and lots, party with everyone and anyone, hug lots of people and have a great time!!! PS - Hopefully my kilt and accent will endear me to some lovely ladies if I am still vertical!
