wildest thing

Well it did come out in the "newly wed" game...and over the mic for all to hear :shock: :wink:

 

Your secret is safe with me :evil: (and all the other people at the pool)

 

Yepper...that's what I dun figured

 

You are starting to speak purdy good suthern!!!

 

that would have been awesome to witness.


"Oh... heeeeey honey... Ummm... this is... (what did you say your name was???)... Yeah, ummm... She'd like to borrow a towel, they lost their swimsuits in the ocean... Who is 'They'??? Oh, her husband is here too... He had to go to the front desk... naked... ummm... yeah..."

 

you hit it right on the head, good thing the wife has a sense of humor! :lol:

 

bgsxe wrote:
Wildest thing? One of the nights, my wife and i had just returned from the bars and it was late and we had our share of cocktails. Wife jumps into shower and i relax on bed when a knock on the door gets me up to find a very intoxicated naked lady locked out from her room covered in sand needing a towel.

She would have got more than an offer of a towel in our room lol

 

ya that thought might of entered my mind,,,,,ok it did :shock:

 

Well.....how bout the day they asked for Birthday people. A boyfriend carried up to the activities central his reluctant (screaming and kicking) girlfriend front and center. Lynn and Co. took off her suit and sprayed her down with whipped cream. Then invited all the males to line up and lick her off! Suggest to newbies: If its your b-day....keep it to yourself....no wait dont! I was first in line!!!

 

Excuse the thread dredge but this one was too good to pass up.