Who should drive the hummer, why?

Discussion in 'Cancun Forum' started by gollum-on-crack, Feb 26, 2006.

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Who would yhooo want to drive yhooor hummer?

  1. Gemma (very clumsy and often confused)

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  2. Claire (always fumbling and falling)

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  3. Vicci (a rubbish driver?)

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  4. The C (Not responsible)

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  5. Shezz (Has very bad eyes)

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  6. Shaun (The 4 day victim)

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  7. Adam C (Very old and senial?)

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  8. Adam (A terrible hazard)

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  9. Myself (a fine driver with a clean record)

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  1. gollum-on-crack

    gollum-on-crack Regular Registered Member

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    Yes, all this in only 18 months.

    The child was stupid, it was one of a group of chav muckies (about 14?) all walking in a line on the pavement doing that thing where they all link arms and walk like they are a single unit really tightly close to one another, they were too wide to fit on the pavement but somehow they did, as I was approaching one of them fell off the pavement (not fall like fall over just put one foot into the road) and this ment that she was enough in the road for my wing mirror to smack her arm (the loudest smack noise ever).

    I didnt stick around........

    When I ran over my friends foot we were in the most dodgy area of new york because we thought it would be funny to go into areas you are ment to avoid and play songs like 50 pence P.I.N.T really loudly while nodding heads, he got out for some reason and the car was in reverse (also for some reason) then his foot?
     
  2. gollum-on-crack

    gollum-on-crack Regular Registered Member

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    I drive in the middle of the road!
     
  3. Mad-Ad

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    I am the only person out of the 9 of us who has driven a Police car while in that state I think this qualifies me to drive the Hummer!


    Bye
    Adam
     
  4. gollum-on-crack

    gollum-on-crack Regular Registered Member

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    Stealing away from mother?


    Many moons ago my mum used to pay these kids who live up the street to was the car, it was one of them, they were wrestling in car and I slammed the door on hand/finger.
     
  5. Madd Dougg

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    I know I know, It was a joke when I said it too,


    I guess that joke will be both sided for years and has been,

    Anyway its not that difficult driving a left handed car and driving on the opposite side of the road really,
     
  6. AJ0527

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    LMAO, the best place to be.
     
  7. Alnapa

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    Haha Adam seriously? jeez how did you get away with that?!
     
  8. AJ0527

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    Close....but not quite there
     
  9. gollum-on-crack

    gollum-on-crack Regular Registered Member

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    the best was when adam reveresed a random mans car for no reason then ran off
     
  10. Bart

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    you never said it was a chav, thats ok, and as for the kids wrestling in the car, then at least it taught them a lesson

    G-O-C Chav Killer :headbanger:
     
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