Who should drive the hummer, why?

I forgot who I voted for, but all english drivers are crazy.(joke)
They drive on the opposite side of the road. :?

 

Yes English People drive on the WRONG side of the road :roll:

 

i'm taking the mick here, but within a couple of weeks of passing my test i drove (is that the right word, drived?) the wrong way down a one way street and got caught, by a very angry and shouty policeman.

Me "sorry its the first time ive driven in town, as i've only just passed my test"

Him "It Shows"

:evil:

cue an old schoolmate walking past with a grin from ear to ear

the bastard

 

Smash conserverty off the side of house
Give a solicitor wiplash
Cause a 2 car pile up in a drive through
Run over friends foot
Drive HGV with no licence
Spill scolding coffee on the lap of pensioner
Collect 6 points in 1 day from driving past the same speed camera
Hit child
Have the door ripped off a hire by a bus
Slam back door on childs finger

 

FOOKING HECK

 

what were u doing with child in your car to slam finger?

 

For comedy purposes only i am now going to vote for Gollum but i want to watch her judge the Mc Donalds Drive thru

 

I'm voting Adam, purely because I've met the girls and I think they would be more of a hazard than the mexicans!

 

you are my hero, you should drive

apart from the hit child bit :-o just noticed that, what happened?

 

According to the North American Standards where you guys will be driving in....yes you do. Back at home you don't, but in Mexico you do.

And PS it was a joke