When will Canadian learn???

glenn/monique · Apr 10, 2013

Theoriginalparrotthead said: ↑

I found this on Wikipedia... Just goes to show that Canadians wouldnt know a good beer if they fell in a vat of it!!!!

Beer in Canada was introduced by European settlers in the seventeenth century, and a number of commercial brewers thrived until Prohibition in Canada. Though short-lived, very few brewers survived, and it was only in the late twentieth century that new breweries opened up. The Canadian Beer industry now plays an important role in Canadian identity, though globalization of the brewing industry has seen the major players in Canada acquired by or merged with foreign companies, notably its three largest beer producers, Labatt, Molson and Sleeman. The result is that Moosehead has become the largest fully Canadian-owned brewer.

Not a one of those beers even taste good... any drinking American can drink themselves sober on that cheap Canandian crapola!!!!
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Beer again.............oh god no more beer stories. Be happy, you win stronger beer if you must. I'm gonna stand on perkier tits...........it's cold here lol.

sweetchildomine · Apr 10, 2013

glenn/monique said: ↑

Beer again.............oh god no more beer stories. Be happy, you win stronger beer if you must. I'm gonna stand on perkier tits...........it's cold here lol.
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and she went there!!!

BOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBIEEEEEESSS:huepfen021:

glenn/monique · Apr 10, 2013

sweetchildomine said: ↑

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and she went there!!!

BOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBIEEEEEESSS:huepfen021:
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Yep the pencil test..........only way to win this one. Our girls can't do this at all.
Can't be any worst than when Lennie was measuring who had the biggest labia in Cancun. Not allowed to use those pics Lennie.

Neil_Jo · Apr 10, 2013

toochit said: ↑

After our second stay at TTR we have learned on inevitable fact. That while Canadian definitely know how to party and invade the resort like the plague, They are also found to be some of the more inconsiderate patrons leading to the outbreak of the sickness spreading there.

This was fond in the fact that while most Americans and UK had no problem asking for drinks from the wait staff around the pool, the Canadians would rather go fetch their own drinks. Not a a bad thing all in all, but in doing this the bartenders are finding that the vast majority of the cups were not coming back to the bar. HMMMM. Now with that being said we did a little didgging into this. After the bar closes down at night they do a complete scrub down and gather all the cups they can find, take them back, wash and count them. The next day they are recounted and bagged, brought out and stocked at the bar. Throughout the day if they are in need they have to make a run the same as if they need ice. Now with all those cups being left throughout the pool and with the intensity of how Canadians drink there is not enough wait staff to make the rounds fast enough to pick up all the cup so they can get the cup back to the kitchen to be washed, counted and back to the bar.

This then leads the bartenders to quickly rinse the cup in the "wash" sink (or dunk tank as we had referred to it as) to give it a quick wash and be able to keep the drinks coming. While we did notice several times that you do not always get the cup you came with and if you didn't come with a cup to the bar you were more than likely getting some Canadian cold that is spreading like a pandemic. So in an effort to no longer get or spread the bug we will no longer be drinking from the Canadian infested cup water behind the bar but rather our bubba mugs. We love you Canada and all of you party going people but please bring your cups and/or leave them with the staff. We'd ask for you to think about drinking a little less to cut down on the use of cups but we doubt that could happen! LOL
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About toochit
Biography
lurking as guest for a while now so time to jump in as a member
Location
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Interests
partying
Occupation
proctologist... I can spot an asshole a mile away

Ok
What can I say about you toochit that your biography hasnt already said.

Most plague infested Canadians use their own Bubba Mugs, and as for the lack of cracked, cigarette burned,chipped,lipstick stained,plastic bio hazard cups they use ALL day if your drinkin out of them then you deserve to get sick!!!
Let me guess you probably drank the pool water and never got out to take a piss either.
TTR needs to invest in more of those nasty little cups and get rid of the old ones.
Martini glasses one of three and wine glasses are rare and ohhhhh so hard to get so when you say its a Canadian generated problem then you are sadley mistaken. Its a TTR problem.
So before your sound of like some sort of douch think long and hard. :sauer005::aktion052::sauer005:

sweetchildomine · Apr 10, 2013

Neil_Jo said: ↑

About toochit
Biography
lurking as guest for a while now so time to jump in as a member
Location
USA
Interests
partying
Occupation
proctologist... I can spot an asshole a mile away

Ok
What can I say about you toochit that your biography hasnt already said.

Most plague infested Canadians use their own Bubba Mugs, and as for the lack of cracked, cigarette burned,chipped,lipstick stained,plastic bio hazard cups they use ALL day if your drinkin out of them then you deserve to get sick!!!
Let me guess you probably drank the pool water and never got out to take a piss either.
TTR needs to invest in more of those nasty little cups and get rid of the old ones.
Martini glasses one of three and wine glasses are rare and ohhhhh so hard to get so when you say its a Canadian generated problem then you are sadley mistaken. Its a TTR problem.
So before your sound of like some sort of douch think long and hard. :sauer005::aktion052::sauer005:
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WOW! neil jo??? from Canada.. I thought only the people from the US were the only ones not reading the entire thread? read post 107.... nuf said!

sweetchildomine · Apr 10, 2013

glenn/monique said: ↑

Yep the pencil test..........only way to win this one. Our girls can't do this at all.
Can't be any worst than when Lennie was measuring who had the biggest labia in Cancun. Not allowed to use those pics Lennie.
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The pull up test is the true test though! If you get the puppies cold enough can you do pull ups on the nipples. I think we should start a combo contest. What country can we stack the most shots on the boobies.. oh wait maybe that is where the body shots came from loosers of the combo contest.

Donald · Apr 10, 2013

sweetchildomine said: ↑

Yeah Kelly, I think you've cluckin' got it figured! LMAO. :aktion030: :bowdown:

Seriously though, this is starting to get way out of hand. To those of you taking it seriously please take a holiday! lol I love all you fuckin maple leafs! even those crazy fuckers up in Noofie! you know who you are. Hope I didn't hurt your feelings all to much. I thought it would be all fun and games to watch how all the canadian sided together like you do at TTR and then the banter about how you all can drink more than US folks to watch the US people get up in arms aboooot how they resent that Canadian can drink more. "Toochit" is a lil inside story from our trip this year spending way to much time drinking, with as jeff & deb say, "that dam Lenni". I think the son a bitch rubbed off on me... Not like that you sick bastards! I guess the old story is right the detox from TTR is getting to be a bit much maybe I should just call up Betty Ford?

I will take that as a compliment being compared to the TTR Mayor(Lenni)

For everyone that has been watching this thread. I will thank you for understanding that it was all in fun and games. If however whomever you are that has posted the above thread, you are the reason for this shutting down and I can only hope that it was an ill conceived attempt at a joke. I will give people a few days to read and understand that this was started by me and I take full responsibility for it. But for someone to call out people for their weight, size, color, or status for their own "hatred" is just disrespectful and borderline bigotry. I can joke with the best of them and can even make jokes about race and religions but this is not within the means of joking.

Thank you all for the laughs. The next round is on me!!
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Seriously though, this is starting to get way out of hand.

sweetchildomine · Apr 10, 2013

Donald said: ↑

Seriously though, this is starting to get way out of hand.
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Yep, I am calling it now.... Sorry all

Steve · Apr 10, 2013

Donald said: ↑

Seriously though, this is starting to get way out of hand.
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Agreed, time to close this one. It was originally intended as a joke although many didn't take it that way, it's easy to read the first post and hit reply without realising. Anytime a country gets criticizsed even in jest it doesn't make for harmonious responses.

Toochit has left the building.

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