Come on guys...we all know how to do this... ..."I don't remember the wife booked it...one of the all inclusive's on the strip" ...works every time! ...then I ask if they want to see the pics of me in a thong!... They laugh...then they drop it...just in case I was not kidding
I never start with Cancun. I always start off with "Mexico" and usually that's enough. If they ask me where in Mexico, then I say "Cancun" and I can usually refocus the conversation from there before they have a chance to ask me which resort I also try to keep the details low key, because I've found that the only time people do ask me the name of the resort is when I talk it up too much about how fucking awesome it is!! I love the idea of stealing pics from other resort guests though lol Nice! I actually did take a pic of another resort sign on the way to TTR this time, 'just in case' I need to use it! haha Its so sad we feel the need to hide this amazing place. But I don't need to get fired either, I need the job to afford the trips! LOL
Okay, I've got this...Post photos of the new kids Donald found for me online, and tell that kooky story about how I befriended them in the bar at 1:00 am! I may also pull out a strategy I used on my parents a few years ago: I put together an album of about 100 pictures of food! After about the tenth view of my omelet, they've never asked again! Here's an actual example!
I actually took zero pictures this trip, so that made it easy! OK, I took one. I got a sweet exit row seat on the way to Cancun and I took a pic of how much leg room I had- seriously a dance floor's worth! Otherwise, I left my phone in my room. Liberating I tell ya!
We have fumbled around answering that question more times then we care to remember. We have made up names, we have used a resort name we seen along the way, etc. Plus I dont think most will go look it up anyway if you told them, unless they are planning a trip at the time.
This has come up with coworkers who are conservative. Also the coworkers know about all the hotels in Cancun. So when they ask me where are you staying I tell them its an adult resort 21 & up. I tell them I stay at Hotel Riu, Then I tell them I party at coco bongo all night. The coworkers smile and say yeah Coco bongo rocks and I stick with it all the time. As for picture proof I copy the pics from trip advisor and send them an email hehehehehe....
It must really suck, living a lie. What harm could come, socially or professionally by vacationing at a topless optional resort? In spite of what you may think, everybody wishes they were the sexy couple having all the fun. You only live once.
I thought was the only one who lied to their co-workers about where I am staying at, LOL! Everyone has been asking me & I say I am staying at Me Cancun & it is an adult resort. The only pictures I showed them were the pictures I took in ocean, on our excursions & in town. Feels great to know I am not the only one, LMAO!
