i would grab him and tie him up in the streets so people will see hes a disgrace and poke at him with a pointy stick all day and let people spit on him and kick him then let him indure enough pain and do a catch and release program so we get the pleasure of the chase...........and the thrill of the catch and beat!
i voted for cut off willy but i now think setting it free and chasing it with hot pokers would be a good idea? maybe a branding stick aswell?