Well my last night in Cancun this HOT girl in a string bikini wanted me to give her a piggy back ride and whilst doing so I busted my ass and fell into the bushes. My first night in Cancun as I was TOTALLY SMASHED I crawled to the top set of seats at the Nice Shoes Bar at BBG to talk to a couple ladies. When I left I fell down from top seat to ground zero lol I woke up w/ so many bruises that mornin. Oh, and I was told I did a helicopter my first night at the resort as well. I believe some folks are holding photographic proof for blackmailing purposes.
What's really sad is those were my embarassing moments... My proud moment was when I was dancin in a mini skirt on stage infront of about 2,000 people and I climbed a pole and slid down upside down hangin by just my legs. I know just what everyone wants to see a fat man in a mini skirt and halter top sliding down a pole in Cancun right?
