What is the typical boobs cruise itinerary?

HammieJ · Apr 20, 2013

If you don't do the Boobs Cruise you are missing the HIGHLIGHT of your trip!

What does it entail?
Music
Alcohol
um... BOOBS! :flash:
FUN
alcohol
FUN
Food
Fun
Beautiful waters, skies, and boobs
FUN
HELLA FUN
whip cream in places you never thought it would be
Alcohol
More Alcohol
More whip cream
More alcohol

The next morning:

WTF happened yesterday!?

Dude I don't know.

I wanna do it again!

Me too!

This is why cruises are sold out in MINUTES. Steve is a GENIUS!

HammieJ · Apr 20, 2013

icecube88 said: ↑

I believe just some nakedness!! LMAO!! :wink3:
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BAHAHA!! I almost woke up my son. You made me burst into laughter. hahahaha

Stacia_and_John · Apr 21, 2013

I've GOT to expand on Steve's itinerary.

Steve said: ↑

Typical itinerary is:

9:30am check in

* Meet, greet, and talk with all the people you've been partying with the past day to week, and gesticulate wildly about all the fun you are about to have and try to ignore the part-hangover you've got from the night before.

10.00am board the boat

* Enjoy the thumping beats of Pitbull as you approach and board the non-stop (well, actually it does stop for various things, so that's .... ummm... like just a metaphor type thing indicating coolness?) party barge (except it's not a barge, it's a bad-ass double-hull catamaran, with pink and green flowing rum punches and beer.

10:45am guided snorkel over the reef (30 mins)

* you are already at least two beers in, the party is kicking in, there's been at least 3 bodyshots up top by now, and someone has dropped trou over the side.

12 midday lunch at a beach club on the island (drinks included) adult themed games on the beach after lunch

* Awesome time on the way to the beach or lunch, lost of goofy fun and sexy antics and games and "stuff" on the boat on the way, which ontinues right onto the beach. Lunch is actually very good, and booze flows if you continue to want/need to consume.

1:30pm back to the boat

* More body shots and lost swimwear, more goofy games, fun, tomfoolery, and trying to find one's partner in the crowd of sexy sweaty and buzzzzed folks!

1:45pm skinny dipping stop (15 mins)

* Might actually be a bit longer if they can't find folks when they ask for volunteers to do the naked-69 while swimming trick. Challenging, I've heard.

2:30pm stop at downtown Isla Mujeres (free time, shopping, or visit a beachside bar with live band - drinks not included)

* Or just hit the locals beach there at the town, it's nice. Tons of local little kids with their families though, but they are fun.

3:30pm board boat for return

* Full-on craziness hits! Find someone and squirt on them! The whipped cream, that is.

5:00pm Return to hotel
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* Stagger, singing, back to the sexy pool if you can!

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What is the typical boobs cruise itinerary?

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