Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Keith you have no memories.............as you never saw me do silly things, lose clothes and bruise my ass. Did I tell you my ass still hurts a year later. OMG the memories.
We did 3 cruises our last trip, worth every penny! Drink, be merry, skinny dip, enjoy a nice lunch, and no TTR-regulated fun telling you what to do! Here's to laughing so hard beer comes out your nose! If TTR motto is 'nobody knows you, nobody gives a shit', then Boobs Cruise has to be 'everyone knows you, still don't give a shit: on a f'ing boat!'
You don't go on the cruise for the sailing OR the getting drunk. You go for a special combination of the people and the atmosphere, something which you will NOT find at the sexy pool.
