What do i wear... shoes, butt floss, clubwear... whatever.

Thanks for the awesome info. My Brazilian blowout is already booked. Even with that the beast that lives on my head, aka my hair, is a challenge. Darn red hair

 

Yeah but sooooooo worth it to see her “happy and satisfied”!

 

Get

one of these things. My wife loves it by it an anyone one she lets try it acts like they just had the best sex ever. (I do assume they are dry their hair) She even takes it with her when she get her hair done.
https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/dys...VDxgMCh2mzw8CEAAYASAAEgI-cvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

So I have been meaning to ask since you posted this long ago.
How does it feel when Dyson goes down on you???

 

I don't know that answer. But I will say this:

One of the best gifts you could ever give a girl is a Dyson hair dryer. I never seen 10+ thirty year old girls get so happy as when I gave Elyse one for her birthday. Every one of their husbands just looked at me and was like "you asshole".

 

The Dyson solved that problem but that sucker sure does blow. I have to admit I have been eyeballing that unique design.
Steve not sure what it is about that thing but its like cult. When other wemen come over she like "Here is my Dyson .its the purple one. do you want to hold it " and the all let out a little grasp as its passed around. Then she say oh yeah i also have a husband and kids there over there. It seems to be the srandard all gift are measured against

 

Yep I have one too. Its magical. And I'm a professional hair stylist. So that's my professional opinion. All women deserve one. I'm sitting here right now smiling at it

 

I think I need one lol

 

I know this is off topic but we have already gone down the hair path. Saw this at moms house last night and had to share. Circa 1986. I could have used my dyson back then for sure.

 

Fucker...she just asked for one for her bday!