We are in a heap of trouble...

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  1. KScpl

    KScpl Addict Registered Member

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    We are in a heap of trouble...
    YOU & ME

    The
    population of this country is 300 million.160 million are retired.

    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 20 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS !!

    Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city
    Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.


    You and me.

    And there you are,

    Sitting on your butt !

    At your computer, reading jokes..


    Nice. Real nice.


    :huh:
     
  2. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Hey, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it!
     
  3. diamondheaded

    diamondheaded I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    actually I only sit on my butt 9 months out of the year - I was smart enough to figure out a way to only have to work 3 months out of the year

    - so im sure I will be punished for my hard work and wisdom when they figure out how to put me in a category

    the best

    rob
     
  4. sweetchildomine

    sweetchildomine I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    you forgot to subtract the 6.7% unemployment rate so for arguments sake... I am the only one working? FECK! I think I can hack it so long as i still get my vacation at TTR!
     
  5. Stacia_and_John

    Stacia_and_John T&A Tour Guide Registered Member

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    I've always found that stistical chain to be hilariously depressing!
    '
    Ha Ha! And Waa waa...
     
  6. cupl4fun294

    cupl4fun294 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Lets make the inmates work!
     
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