urinate from a great height

:lol: :lol:

 

this man on tv the other day said goats aren't very friendly

 

I've heard the same thing about French people and some monkeys.

 

I like monkeys, they play with each other's hair

 

they also masturbate about 18 times a day.

 

:shock:

Maybe so, but can they have sexy time over the telephone?

 

Maybe you can too Dennis....have you tried?

 

D' Oh !

:doh:

 

Unfortunately.