Let me first start off by saying we have 4 kids at home (16 to 4) and it was our first real alone trip in many years (besides an rare overnight stay at a hotel). We had read so many reviews and had decided we simply were going to just enjoy the freedom. It was our first time to Mexico (and TTR obviously). Weather: Just to preface the review, it was cloudy and breezy the first 2 full days. That kept the Sexy Pool pretty empty (well all the pools). The nights got pretty cool but it didn't damper the fun. Check-in was simple. We asked if we could upgrade to a Jacuzzi suite but they wanted more than we were willing to pay. No big deal. Room: Our room was 5111. It was pretty quiet and we had a "secluded back porch", or so we thought (more on that).Our room had a king bed and the incredible 2 person shower. 2 shower heads. It was awesome. We had a lot of fun in that shower and it made it great for the one night we both were trashed. We loved the room though and had zero complaints. Well, okay one. Channel 12 had no sound. Who wants to watch porn with no sound. Everytime we turned it on it was a girl giving a guy (who seemed to have a dick the size of a horse) a BJ. Wife and I would have preferred something varied. Channel 14 was fine. Food: What can I say, loved it. 5-star? Maybe not, but I've also not eaten at many 5-star. French toast was incredible. In fact, breakfast itself was incredible. Lunch was fine. I think we ate at buffet and Margaritas a few times. For dinner, we loved the Italian and Asian places. LOVED! Buffet was great too. Seriously though, all in all the food was great. Zero complaints. Drinks: Not much to say. Had lots of them! Scooby Doo kicked my wife's ass day 1. Boob Cruise: We happened to go on day 3, the first nice day of our trip. The water was still choppy so most people (not me of course, who with arthritis in both knees jammed the entire cruise) sat around. So, was kind of tame per Steve, but a BLAST nonetheless. Definitely a must each trip! Cannot imagine (ok I can) what it would be like with warmer weather and calmer waters. The whipped creme came out, boobies were licked (and in my case, my privates), and the drinks were aplenty. DO NOT MISS THIS!!! Staff: I cannot say enough about Amy. She ROCKED the place. It was bad weather the first 2 days. The staff entertained us the entire time. Sexy Twister was a blast. The game room was great! It really didn't put a damper at all on the trip. In fact, we really got to spend more time with our new found friends. Way to go TTR!! PatyOs was a blast. Yes, it was chillier than as expected but the gals sure did dress to impress. The theme nights were great. There was a lot of participation on the TTR-hosted events. Hotness all around on White night and lingerie night. Don't forget the burgers...every night! SPA: All I can say is get the Sensual Massage. I'm not saying any more than that. You will not regret it!!! What else? We didn't declare Alcohol infused whipped cream. No issues. We didn't really use our bubba jugs. Diet coke drinkers: The don't have it. They have Coke light or something like that and it doesn't taste the same. Just an fyi.We didn't venture out of the resort. Saw no reason too. Oh yeah, the "secluded" porch story. Our porch had a little fence around it so we thought it was more secluded than others. We didn't realize until day 3 that there were in fact 2 curtains. We used the sheer one only for the first two days. We no doubt gave some really good in-room shows to the people walking by. Hope you all enjoyed! Hell, I know I did!! Lastly, I cannot over emphasize how incredible the people were that we met. It was honestly super sad to have to say goodbye to them on that last night. (Guys, you know who you are). Everyone there was great, but the 3 couples we met and hung out with most of the trip were just amazing. As you can gather, we refused to have a bad time. We refused to complain. We were at an adults-only resort in a beautiful place and we just weren't going to let anything ruin it. Enjoy!
Great TR....Glad you had a good time. My mouth started to water when you got to the drinks, I love Scooby Doooooooo!!!!!!!!
Thanks for posting a trip report. Sounds like you had a good time and I'm sure you are already thinking about when you can go back. :icon_biggrin:
Great TR! We used to go in January and then decided that we needed more of a guarantee on hot weather. We now go the last week of February or Week 8 and it does not disappoint. :daisy: Another set of Repeaters have been born.....
Nice trip report, it also took a few days for us to figure out the sheer curtain showed everything. The Italian restaurant had dinner and a show for a few nights.:icon_eek:
Great report. You will be repeaters. After reading your report, it reminds me of why we don't go in January. I am a Texas girl, and like it hot. June is our month to go!! Doesn't get any better.... ~Dawn~
Yay great report!! You definitely had the right attitude going in to just have fun. Reading your report definitely gets me more pumped for June!!! Come on!! 4 more months
