TTR 10 Commandments

cassandmar · Mar 5, 2012

Thou shall not give a shit, because nobody knows you

Nalisa · Mar 6, 2012

glenn/monique said: ↑

Thou shall dance when we feel like dancing.
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I will be right there with you!!!1:musik026:

glenn/monique · Mar 7, 2012

Roadstar Riders said: ↑

Amen to that...and Mondays and Tuesdays and ....
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Wednesday, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays too.:fish:

Roadstar Riders · Mar 7, 2012

glenn/monique said: ↑

Wednesday, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays too.:fish:
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Hhhmmm - I see a trend developing here. :daveandmo:

kevko05 · Mar 7, 2012

Thou shall not count the days till TTR. F..... That !!!!

sithsister · Mar 7, 2012

Thou shalt go have the freakin best time of your life!!!

regdog · Nov 19, 2012

The Ten Coomandments of TTR New and Improved Version

snapperheads said: ↑

The Real 10 Commandments and their loose Temptatious interpretation...

I am the LORD thy God (I am at Temptations thank God)

I. Thou shalt have no other gods (Thou shalt vacation nowhere else...well, maybe Vegas when their boobie pools are open)
II. No graven images or likenesses (Thou shall posteth not pics of other people's pink parts without their consent...but thou shalt password protect them and thou shalt share...can provide my email address ;-)
III. Not take the LORD's name in vain (Bullshiteth, thou art expected to scream the Lord's name in the throes of ecstasy...the rest of us will be keeping score)
IV: Remember the sabbath day (It seemeth to be the day the Boobs Cruise usually occurs)
V: Honour thy father and thy mother (Thou shalt needeth them to watcheth your kids while you go acteth like teenagers yourselves)
VI: Thou shalt not kill (Thou shalt kill every cup, shot or tequila-infused belly button placed in front of you)
VII: Thou shalt not commit adultery (Unless thine significant other giveth the green light, you crazy kids)
VIII: Thou shalt not steal (Thou shalt not stealeth my shoes this year ya fuckers, but thou shalt feel free to steal glances at all the bodacious tatas)
IX: Thou shalt not bear false witness (Thou shalt not bear false witness on tripadvisor.com)
X: Thou shalt not covet (Thou hast to be kidding. Surely, this shalt not apply at a venue that has lingerie Night, NTVB and body shots...)
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This the approved TTR translation of the Ten Commandments:huepfen021:

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