TTR 10 Commandments

snapperheads · Mar 1, 2012

jessned said: ↑

This is soooo awesome!! Someone needs to make a permanent sign with this & post it somewhere up at TTR. After all I was always taught to follow the Ten Commandments & wouldn't want to be caught breaking any of them!! Love it!:xyxthumbs: Jess
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If we weren't already bringing our "No swimsuits after dark" sign for the jacuzzi...we'd do it. Anyone else have mad sign-making skills?

tritaits · Mar 1, 2012

debb&will said: ↑

Thou shalt not miss lingerie Night!
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Amen to that

mg65 · Mar 1, 2012

tiogamike said: ↑

Thou shall not leave Temptation without fulfilling your "bucket list".
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Thou shall not use the word bucket list more than once.

Donald · Mar 1, 2012

Thou shall not alert security of though forth coming

kevko05 · Mar 1, 2012

Thou shall not have sex on the beach at night. It shall be found on the balcony during the day to be shared with all your disciples.

Sultryfox · Mar 1, 2012

kmontoya said: ↑

:icon_rolleyes::icon_rolleyes:why is that?
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My sister saw one picture I posted on Facebook from TTR at the sexy pool and then I had to block her from seeing any of my other pictures after her frantic diatribes about us, life choices, disgusting behavior - and on and on and on (FML!). The phrase "uptight Mormon" is completely understating and doesn't even begin to capture the essence of what my little sister is like, and she lives with my mom in S. Jordan. :ranting1:

The 10 Commandments "modified" list is utterly hilarious!!! Very well done!!

glenn/monique · Mar 2, 2012

Thou shall not wear granny bikini bottoms.

Beachlovers01 · Mar 2, 2012

Thou shall not book a vacation to TTR and not partake in Theme nights, Boob Cruise, body shots, etc, even if you have never done anything like this before, cause nobody knows who you are and no one gives a Shit!!!!

regdog · Mar 2, 2012

snapperheads said: ↑

The Real 10 Commandments and their loose Temptatious interpretation...

I am the LORD thy God (I am at Temptations thank God)

I. Thou shalt have no other gods (Thou shalt vacation nowhere else...well, maybe Vegas when their boobie pools are open)
II. No graven images or likenesses (Thou shall posteth not pics of other people's pink parts without their consent...but thou shalt password protect them and thou shalt share...can provide my email address ;-)
III. Not take the LORD's name in vain (Bullshiteth, thou art expected to scream the Lord's name in the throes of ecstasy...the rest of us will be keeping score)
IV: Remember the sabbath day (It seemeth to be the day the Boobs Cruise usually occurs)
V: Honour thy father and thy mother (Thou shalt needeth them to watcheth your kids while you go acteth like teenagers yourselves)
VI: Thou shalt not kill (Thou shalt kill every cup, shot or tequila-infused belly button placed in front of you)
VII: Thou shalt not commit adultery (Unless thine significant other giveth the green light, you crazy kids)
VIII: Thou shalt not steal (Thou shalt not stealeth my shoes this year ya fuckers, but thou shalt feel free to steal glances at all the bodacious tatas)
IX: Thou shalt not bear false witness (Thou shalt not bear false witness on tripadvisor.com)
X: Thou shalt not covet (Thou hast to be kidding. Surely, this shalt not apply at a venue that has lingerie Night, NTVB and body shots...)
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This is Great Translation..I love it...:daveandmo:

Ace1 · Mar 2, 2012

snapperheads said: ↑

The Real 10 Commandments and their loose Temptatious interpretation...

I am the LORD thy God (I am at Temptations thank God)

I. Thou shalt have no other gods (Thou shalt vacation nowhere else...well, maybe Vegas when their boobie pools are open)
II. No graven images or likenesses (Thou shall posteth not pics of other people's pink parts without their consent...but thou shalt password protect them and thou shalt share...can provide my email address ;-)
III. Not take the LORD's name in vain (Bullshiteth, thou art expected to scream the Lord's name in the throes of ecstasy...the rest of us will be keeping score)
IV: Remember the sabbath day (It seemeth to be the day the Boobs Cruise usually occurs)
V: Honour thy father and thy mother (Thou shalt needeth them to watcheth your kids while you go acteth like teenagers yourselves)
VI: Thou shalt not kill (Thou shalt kill every cup, shot or tequila-infused belly button placed in front of you)
VII: Thou shalt not commit adultery (Unless thine significant other giveth the green light, you crazy kids)
VIII: Thou shalt not steal (Thou shalt not stealeth my shoes this year ya fuckers, but thou shalt feel free to steal glances at all the bodacious tatas)
IX: Thou shalt not bear false witness (Thou shalt not bear false witness on tripadvisor.com)
X: Thou shalt not covet (Thou hast to be kidding. Surely, this shalt not apply at a venue that has lingerie Night, NTVB and body shots...)
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love it!, you are too funny!

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