The Real 10 Commandments and their loose Temptatious interpretation... I am the LORD thy God (I am at Temptations thank God) I. Thou shalt have no other gods (Thou shalt vacation nowhere else...well, maybe Vegas when their boobie pools are open) II. No graven images or likenesses (Thou shall posteth not pics of other people's pink parts without their consent...but thou shalt password protect them and thou shalt share...can provide my email address ;-) III. Not take the LORD's name in vain (Bullshiteth, thou art expected to scream the Lord's name in the throes of ecstasy...the rest of us will be keeping score) IV: Remember the sabbath day (It seemeth to be the day the Boobs Cruise usually occurs) V: Honour thy father and thy mother (Thou shalt needeth them to watcheth your kids while you go acteth like teenagers yourselves) VI: Thou shalt not kill (Thou shalt kill every cup, shot or tequila-infused belly button placed in front of you) VII: Thou shalt not commit adultery (Unless thine significant other giveth the green light, you crazy kids) VIII: Thou shalt not steal (Thou shalt not stealeth my shoes this year ya fuckers, but thou shalt feel free to steal glances at all the bodacious tatas) IX: Thou shalt not bear false witness (Thou shalt not bear false witness on tripadvisor.com) X: Thou shalt not covet (Thou hast to be kidding. Surely, this shalt not apply at a venue that has lingerie Night, NTVB and body shots...)
That sounds like a great drinking game. The word "not" must be followed by a body shot. PS i will have to be taught Body shots I have never done them.:lotsofmichaelfs:
commandment 1V... Bible....... Remember the sabbath and keep it holy. TTR version.....Remember "naughty school girl" night and watch the hole(y). ok..I know thats plain sick but what the hell. Nobody knows you and no one gives a shit.
This is Classic... Should be posted as our April Addict Anthem. Can't wait to meet you, we arrive on the 14th Paul & Lisa
This is soooo awesome!! Someone needs to make a permanent sign with this & post it somewhere up at TTR. After all I was always taught to follow the Ten Commandments & wouldn't want to be caught breaking any of them!! Love it!:xyxthumbs: Jess
