Thou shall be allowed to put your drink down to perform a massage... At times thou shall need both hands. It's Temtation whats up with all this 'shall not' crap Who throws up the first 'thou shalt covet thy neighbors girlfriend or secretary'...
Love that one...you may also need the two hands for the real of fake test when offered...just saying!!!!
Love this!! THOU SHALL NOT DISCOUNT THE QUIET NEWBIES IN THE CORNER!! ....its the quiet ones that you have to worry about.... :cool014: MOO HAAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA :cool014:
Thou shalt be proactive in protecting against avoidable injuries from slippery conditions - get water shoes with grippy soles and wear them in and around the pool!! Then thou shalt party like its 1999 and not look beaten and bruised Thou shalt not miss the Boobs Cruise, under any circumstances!!
Thou shall not use the word NOT any way, shape, or form while at TTR. Thou shall not have a bad time while at TTR. Thou shall not not use any whipped cream that is not infused with alcahol while at TTR lol............