Trip Report Oct 06

Rocky the Cocky arrived at Blue Bay Gateaway (now Temptations) back in Nov of 06. Rocky's dumb brother in law made a reservation for Rocky's trip. So, when Rocky arrived at airport, he found out that reservation don't include transportation from hotel to the airport and vice versa. There goes extra $50 for "special" transportation. Finally, after waiting in line for hour, Rocky found a transportation to Blue Bay. BBG don't look anything like 4 star hotel from outside or inside.

Upon arriving to the hotel, Rocky asked front desk crew for his reservation and front desk said that there ain't any reservation in Rocky's name. So, Rocky had to gave his dumb brother in law's romm # to call him and dumb brother in law wasn't at the room. So, Rocky had to wait two hours before dumb bro in law showed up to escalate Rocky to his room. Because, reservation was in his name!

Finally after taking shower, Rocky went downstairs to the "sexy pool" area, oh by the way, there ain't nothing sexy about it. Rocky was expecting hot chicas running around in their hot bodies and all he found was mid 40's couple hanging at the pool acting crazy. There were couple of single gals but there were 10 to 15 single guys who were hitting on those single gals. So, Rocky decided to take it easy and start drinking. When Rocky tasted BBG's margarita, it tasted like monkey pee. It wasn't strong and bartender looked at Rocky like give me $2 in tip otherwise I won't make your drinks stronger. Then, Rocky asked damn bartender for a beer and after drinking it, Rocky can tell that beer tasted like water and wasn't strong either.

Anyways, Then Rocky went to the buffet and had some food. No complains about food so far.

After eating some, Rocky went off to the main entrance area to wait for party bus. And all Rocky saw was that 4 guys to 1 gal ratio and mid 40's couples hanging in main entrance area for party bus. Rocky said hell with it and took cab to the Basics. That was first night. Oh no, Rocky ain't going to say what happen in Basics because Rocky didn't come back to BBG till next afternoon

When Rocky returned back to BBG, there was some sort of naked games going on. And they were sending out flyers to the people sitting by sexy pool to fill out. One of them was handed over to Rocky. It had some questions about BBG's entertainment staff. Rocky filled about bunch of bullcrap about Entertainment staff and return it back to them. After 5 mins, they called Rocky's name on the stage annoucing Rocky the winner. So, Rocky went to the main stage and they grabbed Rocky from behind saying Rocky is talking trash about entertainment staff. Rocky said that's not cool. Regardless, they grabbed Rocky to the back room and asked him to put gals panties on and walk by the sexy pool infront of everyone. Rocky said hell to the no. There ain't no way that tiny panties are going to fit this giant and Rocky took off from back door. Ever since then entertainment staff is mad at Rocky.

Either ways, then Rocky took off to beach volleyball to release his stress and fraustations. At the beach volleyball, entertainment staff member Oscar/Alexandria picked up captains for team and to Rocky's surprise, they didn't pick Rocky as team's captaian. Not just that, they also picked Rocky in the last which really pissed off Rocky. It's not over yet, they picked up two chubby females as captaian and they didn't care about enjoying rather they were focused on winning. So, whenever ball came to Rocky, Rocky threw it in the ocean, haha. It's Rocky's way to get back at it

On the way back to hotel, Rocky was chased by 300 pounds fake boobed lady by the sexy pool. She insisted Rocky to feel her chest, what the hell! Rocky don't want to humiliate himself by touching her chest.

Anyways, this is day to day routine of BBG now Temptations. Entertainment staff is focused on females. Specially male staff is flirting with every females in the hotel. Sexy pool ain't sexy. Food is OK, not great. Drinks are equivalent to water unless you tip the bartenders. People don't give a damn, they are wild and crazy. They just wants to have a good time. Only reason Rocky liked it because of beach volleyball and adult games. Granted, other hotels are not fun becuase it's hard to kill time there in the afternoon. While here Rocky can kill time easily by playing wildgames. But, they have to play it by Rocky's rule.

Rocky is going back there again with his crew in August. This time Rocky is going to act all wild and crazy and will "try" to have a good time. But, it's hard to please Rocky.

 

That was pretty funny. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

 

Okay, we know what Rocky thought, but what about Bullwinkle? :michaelf: Hokey Smoke!

 

Two questions:

1. Why on earth would you want to go back there? I mean didn't you already say that you had been there 2 times in the past two years?

2. Why are you worried about contracting a disease while at Temptations, when it seems the only time you got laid was outside of the resort? You did state previously "both times Rocky got laid...Rocky the Cocky gets laid, whenever he wants to get laid, simple as that" but it seems it was not while you were actually at Temptations.

You could stay anywhere in Cancun and enjoy the nightclubs and "get laid" and enjoy not watered down drinks, hot young chicks, and an entertainment staff who thinks Rocky the Cocky is a hot young stud who should be put in charge of all the games.
Really I don't think Temptations is the right place for Rocky the Cocky at all. WAY too lame for a hottie like you!
I would reccomend the Oasis.

 

My friends - thank you for your honest opinions. Again, Rocky don't have personal problems with tourists of the hotel, they are cool as hell. But, entertainment staff can get little pushy sometimes. If Rocky becomes lead entertainer, Rocky gurandamntees that all tourists will get instructions in proper English. Second, Rocky won't hit on anyone's wife or girlfriends. Third, Everyone will have a good time.

Regardless, Rocky the cocky will be there again in August. See you crazy couples out there.

 

I would recommend a good spelling/grammer teacher! Yikes!

 

Kat - make mental note to Kat/ Kat don't attend Temptation in August.

Kat - got it Kat.

Kat

PS.
Rocky "to small" cocky where is your picture, so that Kat can see what a perfect Rocky the Cocky looks like????

 

Kat the open gate down below - Is that your boobs or vending machine? Tell your surgen to re-fix your fake chest before coming to Cancun. Otherwise, Kat the open gate down below, will only get attention from old fat dudes at Temptation.

Rocky hasn't posted his cute/hot/sexy pic, because all of you Rocky haters will gang up on Rocky the cocky when Rocky will arrive in Temptation.

Rocky plays it smart. Rocky will come to Temptation in August and the date is 26th, but Kate the open gate down below, you won't be able to identify Rocky the Cocky.

 

One must make allowances for Rocky... He starts his October 06 Trip Report by saying he arrived in November. Must take him a long time to travel from where ever he calls home.

Being screwed by your brother in law on your first day of vacation must really hurt. But as they say, vice is nice but incest is best. :wink:

From your description though, I don't think you'll have to worry about disease at TTR since you don't seem to interact with the guest there too much. Except, of course, to throw a temper tantrum when the people playing volleyball obviously didn’t recognize your innate talent.

Oh.. and since you don't seem to like the English of the Entertainment Staff, just ask them to talk to you in Spanish instead. Since you feel people should be talked to in their native tongue fluently you must know Spanish. Right?

Ah.. but to continue would do nothing but help you get the rise you want so I'll end here. But you will notice that other than your comment about the English spoken by the Entertainment Staff I made no remarks about your comments about the hotel so that you would not feel censored in anyway about having a different opinion about the hotel. Just as you would seem to like it, It's all about you babe, it's all about you. :wink:

Jamie

 

I shouldn't have stooped to your lever to begin with.

Enough.

Kat

PS.
They are real and they are magnificant....