April 9th 2010 So to recap, we had received a free Jacuzzi room upgrade when we got in so after leaving the party early on the night we arrived, we decided to take a naked dip into our Jacuzzi which was located on the outside of our room on the first floor. Our view was the quiet pool and the Italian restaurant. So sure enough, there were an adequate amount of people lounging at the quiet pool and even some more that were even closer to us sitting on patio chairs. We decided to get frisky anyway in our Jacuzzi. We didn’t have sex or anything but we were both naked having “fun” and in front of somewhat of a show. However, it didn’t seem as if anyone noticed or it just seemed so natural that it was common place. It was amazing to have that feeling of freedom. Needless to say, the rest of the night was fantastic in the room with channel 12 *wink* *wink*. So we wake up on Friday, April 9th and we both feel great. No more feeling of a head cold……..thank god!!! We go to the breakfast buffet to have some breakfast and meet one of our buddies there (keep in mind there is a party of 10 with us on this trip). The food wasn’t bad at all and the omelets were good too. The omelets didn’t have much color to them (yolk) and were a little bland for my taste but salt was my friend on this trip. However, the food was pretty good. It got even better when I ordered a “mimosa” drink with my breakfast. In case you don’t know, it’s orange juice with champagne. Those were very popular in our group to start off the days of drinking. So we go to the sexy pool and sit in our lounge chairs that we saved at 6am earlier in the morning. First thing I notice is that I am in heaven, lol……….the sun is blazing, the music was really good, and there are plenty of topless women around even at 9:30am. Yes I am in heaven. We start with bahama mamas and let the sun soak in. One of the girls in our party decided to enter four of us, my wife and I included, into the couples contest that starts at noon. My wife is extremely nervous and wants to back out because you see, my parents are on this trip with us!! I know we are crazy but my parents are totally cool. The MC Christian tells us that we won’t have to take off our clothes for this game so we decide to stay enrolled in the game. So noon comes along and we are in the sexy pool drinking away when they call us on the “pool stage” to start the couples contest. Well, the girl in our group that entered us in the contest along with herself, is no where to be found – anywhere!! What a cop out! We gave her shit the rest of the whole trip. So it is just my wife and I along with 5 other couples. I won’t give away what happens in the game but it is like the newlywed game. As it turns out, we did some crazy sh*t up there and said some crazy sh*t. It was a blast! Not only that, but everyone seemed to know who I was after that and I met so many people because of it so definitely participate in the games because you’ll use that as an icebreaker so many times in meeting people. In fact, one nice topless lady who was older than me but beautiful came up to me afterwards and said “I wish you’d do that to me what you did to your wife up there…..so sexy.” LOL, our group remained friends with her and her husband the entire trip. So after the game was over, everyone in my group had left for a while. This was good because Naked Tequila Volleyball started next and I convinced my wife to play. This game is obvious as you end up getting naked and taking tequila mixer shots when you are the one to make mistakes. There was this big crowd watching us like a mini-stadium and my wife, who said she would absolutely not go topless at the resort, was fully naked!! I was lovin’ it! We laughed so hard and she said she could actually play that game because my parents had left for a few hours. Perfect timing I’d say! We didn’t finish the game (almost did) because I was about to pee in the pool and I think that’s crossing the line so I got my swimwear from the net, put them on, and got out with my wife. I didn’t know it but apparently the big ending was coming and we escaped that. I had no idea though, really I didn’t. I really had to use the bathroom extremely bad and wasn’t going to walk across the resort naked by myself lol! After my family found out what we did, they laughed and couldn’t believe they missed it. We then got ready for dinner and decided to go to the seafood restaurant. No reservations required here and boy was it good! Have the lobster soup and the coconut shrimp. They were so good. My wife doesn’t like seafood but she loves shrimp and fell in love with the coconut shrimp that we ended up going there the next night. The desert was good too. If you do like seafood, try the grouper......I loved that too but I love seafood period. After dinner we hung out at Paty O’s and they did a couple of mini-shows there which were cool. One was sexy and one was acrobatic/strength - Great performers. We pretty much just drank with friends and didn’t stay out too late because our booze cruise was tomorrow and we wanted to be in good shape for that! Now we missed Steve’s booze cruise but the cruise we did go on was great!.......I’ll tell you why tomorrow!
I knew she would lose her top......one way or another. Hard to do with the parents there. Glad you having fun.
Thank You for the reports, we all appreciate them........ Glad you are having fun while I am wishing the days would pass fast to May.... Sure would like to take some Texas hot sauce there.........
Yeah, and she said she just would not do it! lol, she did it a time or two later during the trip too.
April 10th So we wake up and my wife has the biggest sunburn in the world!! And we gobbed her up with sunscreen the day before but it didn’t matter – she got burned! We decide to get stronger sunscreen at the gift shop and end up spending almost $20 bucks for it! So get the right kind at home. Anyway, we put it on and head for the breakfast buffet and our “mimosas”. After breakfast we head down to the docks where they load all the cruise boats to Isla Mujeres. We had paid the day before and it and ended up costing us $55 + $5 reef tax so $60 each. Not the best price in the world but we didn’t have any other choice. Steve’s was a no go and the Friday night cruise didn’t go either while we were there so this was the last option. So we are at the docks getting our bracelets and I notice a lot of people were getting there bracelets from OTHER hotels and even KIDS!!! I started to panic a little and think we were in for waste of money. There was so many people all getting on several boats that I was just hoping to at least not have kids on ours even if we did have people from other hotels. Well, as it turns out they grouped all of the Temptation people in the lines and set us up on our OWN boats. Frickin’ sweet!!!! I’m so glad they understood the situation and did it that way. Now I could relax. We got on the catamaran and they started blazing’ out Bob Marley as we were boarding, so I was pumped. I love Bob Marley. At first I thought “oh boy this is going to be scary walking around on this thing cuz someone is going overboard for sure”. I mean, we are all going to be drunk and you can fall over so easy. As it turns out, while we were timid walking around that thing at first, we acted like we owned the boat on the way back and was walking everywhere and sitting on the ledges and nobody went overboard. I do see how it can happen so be very careful if you do go on a booze cruise. It is not too bad to keep you from going so don’t be afraid………..just use sense and don’t be stupid on those boats. Have the time of your life and enjoy heaven out there but don’t be an invincible show off. As we sail to Isla Mujeres, the crew is funny, serve you drinks anytime you want, the tops come off, there mini-games/dances they do , and the whole ship just goes into crazy fun mode. We then go to snorkel and get our flippers and life jackets and snorkels. I love to snorkel so the life jackets are a little bit annoying but they are required even if you are experienced like me – with good reason too because the current moves a little. Also, get your equipment soon because they can run out. My brother was sea sick on the cruise and hesitated on going snorkeling til late. When he went to get his equipment, they didn’t have any flippers for him so he had to use his feet. It is a ton harder without flippers to move against an ocean current. I learned of his misfortune in the water and gave him my flippers and went without. I’m a good swimmer, plus the poor guy had been seasick this whole time. After snorkeling we go on our way to a different port for shopping and lunch. As we approach some other cruise boats, we all moon them and flash tops etc. – that was fun. So get off the boat and I thought the free food we ate at the island was great! Then again, I was drunk and hungry so anything would have been great. We also barter with people selling gifts but didn’t buy anything. They actually were nice to barter with – not bad at all. I also met some local Mexican kids playing on the beach collecting seashells. They were so cute so I took a picture with them. They didn’t speak any English but it was ok since I speak Spanish. I talked to them a little and took a picture with them and then it was time to board the boat again. We headed back to our hotel and like I said earlier, we were walking all around that boat while being confident and not falling over. Again, we were smart about it and weren’t drunken idiots. As we came back they tried to do the spinnaker ride but it wasn’t windy enough I guess so it didn’t work. So before we docked at our hotel, we just anchored for a while, listened to music and drank, and then some swam in the water before we finished the trip. That booze cruise went from 10am to 5pm and it just absolutely flew by. I am so glad we went. I never wanted to leave the sexy pool but going out on the ocean is a must! Especially if you aren’t near one like us in Colorado. After the cruise we cleaned up and went to the seafood restaurant since we liked it so much the night before. After dinner the sun must have got to us ‘cause we were dead tired! We went to Patty O’s again for a little while and went to bed to be ok for another day at the sexy pool the next day. And that’s it for this day. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. See you tomorrow.
