Wish I could take credit for the name but it came from a friend of mine. He was commenting on his and my wife on day. When he said it they just rolled their eyes. Naturally that awoke the teenage boy in us and we now work majestic melons into just about everything. Even my wifi access point is majestic melons I will leave the pass word up to you imagination.
Yes actually the last couple times when we arrived. We have always learned just pack it on top. Once they open and see it they either close it or dig deeper. The last trip the female agent opened our bag, looked at me and asked, "What is this?", it was a base that dildos fit onto. I looked at her without missing a beat and said "Sex toys." She asked, "For what?", I gave my wife a quick glance and said "Dildos, she like to use them..." She then quietly zipped up the bag and sent us on our way.
