Top Ten Sex Tips.......could be helpful for CANCUN 08

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  4. Scotia

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    Ha just what I need for my impending trip :) I especially like tip 2:

    "Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas"



    I was looking for some chat up lines, I only have one = 'I'm not the nicest looking guy in the place but I'm the only one speaking to you' :lol:

    I'll get my coat!!!
     
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    Are you guy's all trying to get to this site from work? your company firewalls might not like it...lol

    I can get to it from home no problem
     
  7. Scotia

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    Here you all go, I pasted them below :cool:

    10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.

    9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

    8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.

    7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.

    6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.

    5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.

    4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.

    3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.

    2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.

    1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.
     
  8. mitchellfam

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    working from my home computer as well.... :huh:

    quoting:

    Borat's Top 10 Tips for Sexytime
    I like you? I like sex! Here I make my tops 10 checkings list for Americans mens on sexytime.

    10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.

    9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

    8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.

    7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.

    6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.
    5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.

    4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.


    3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.

    2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.

    1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.
     
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    lol dang it...I was trying to be fast....but I had to help daughter with something
     
  10. Scotia

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    LOL.....the important thing is the wisdom is now shared :cool:
     
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