Todays joke

Watson · Aug 27, 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good for him!!!
I must be real cheap cause the bottle of champagne would have been enough for me! Better yet, a bottle of beer!

Dori · Aug 27, 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:

TexasCouple · Aug 27, 2004

Do you know what is six inches long, has a big head and women love it?............the new twenty dollar bill!!
Marsh

Michael F. · Aug 16, 2007

jenfleur said:

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.

He calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of a Dom Perignon to be
sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at it and sends him a note back.

Her note reads:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her.

His note reads:

"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. SO JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

:lol:
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Saw this again recently. It may also be attributed to a Texas gentleman :lol:

gottaski · Aug 16, 2007

thanks Jen!!!

and, on a weird note, everyon that posted in this thread has been on the board at least years!!! just one of those crazy things i notice.

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