A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it.' :lol:
Heh heh, it is a good one isn't it. I do like to share the cream of the crop of my emails with you lot! Jen
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of a Dom Perignon to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at it and sends him a note back. Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her. His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. SO JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK." :lol:
