Things you had to explain when you got home from Temptation

Having never been before, I can only hope we have something we have to make up a story to explain

 

fraz......you'll have a story to tell........we promise!

 

pretty sure Reb wants us both........

 

While at TTR there's not much to explain when you get home. Remember, nobody knows you and nobody gives a shit. Or something like that.

 

ummmmmmmmm we want you guys!

 

Mr Boomer Sooner and Ms Cowboy........or is the Ms reverse cowgirl? Ride 'em Kim!

 

OMG it's Whitey! We were there LOL... Where on earth did you find that picture. He was a funny guy and entered into a lot of events. I've got pics of him dancing with this really hot chick ... lets just say she was a real trooper.

That was the week that Playboy was there and they had a TECHNO DJ all day that was lucky to escape with their life as our ears were bleeding by the end of the day. Fortunately a freak rain storm hit just long enough to clear them out. The thing on the roof was the DJ booth.

 

Ok, well, this isn't exactly scandalous, but it is cute and funny.

When we got home, a day or so after, we took our boys to a local water park to celebrate mom and dad being home. I can't really recollect why I did this, but I had to change into my swimsuit in the women's/girls locker room prior to going into the pool (I normally change at home and wear a coverup).

Anyway, I guess I'm not too discrete in a public locker room - and changing next to me were a woman and her daughter, who was about six or seven years old. The mom was in the process of taking her shirt off and putting on her top, and at the same time, I took my shirt and bra off and the little girl poked her mom and said "Oh, look mom, her boobies are tanned! You should get a tan on your boobies!"

Let's just say that mom gave me one big eyeroll ...

 

We'll see how much the alcohol and the 'freeing' environment opens Rebecca up....she IS the boss after all

 

Things to explain post trip

Our 'Mexican souvenir' - 9 months later
The lizard tattoo on my arm
How I won the 'Mr. Temptations' shirt. Oh, where do I start?
How my wife won 'best couples' - with me watching from the sidelines.
When the next trip to TTR is, and why it can't come soon enough.