Things you had to explain when you got home from Temptation

Carpal Tunnel may have set in by now ken, you would then have to hire an intern to poor and serve your drinks lol

 

we booked bbg, not knowing anything about the place first time, told everyone where we were going, we had the best holiday ever, as most people on here, we did'nt divulge most of the antics that went on to all our friends and family, about a few months later one of our friends told us our hotel was on the telly tonight, the programme was called watchdog, we could'nt believe it, they had 2 undercover reporters filming the place, and it was while we were there, some friends we met were filmed on the bar having bodyshots, they made the place out as a wild orgy for swingers, we had some explaining to do, and still have the comments from our friends when we say we are going back.

 

don't you just love it though? SHOCKING your friends i mean? I got my nipples pierced a few years ago and when some of my friends saw me or heard it the first time I thought they were going to faint.

 

LOL :flash: Never thought of that, hmm maybe it will still be bothering me next time we go. LOL

 

cause we loved it , they just say your off to see your swinger pals again and things like that,lol, only downside to that programme was that some companies actually stopped doing bookings for bbg, think that was one of the reasons we were told the hotel made a few of the games less risque. has'nt stopped us going back though, 6th time this april , and to follow on from the theme we were by the pool bar one day and there was a very drunk alaskan woman with her husband, she was shouting and mouthing of at everyone, next thing we knew she just slipped of the seat and into the water, she got up and walked away, about 10 mins later we heard a commotion in the pool, she was floating face down, and some of the guys hauled her to the side of the pool ( she was a very big woman ) they were doing cpr and everything on her, her husband was next to me and i said " hey thats your wife they are treating over there" he just turned to me with his drink in hand and said " it's ok , she will be fine and carried on drinking, anyway about 6 guys carried her away, we were wondering that evening if she was ok, when we saw her at pattio's at the bar drinking as if nothing happened, lmao

 

.....ummmmmmmm I'm feeling some pain on my upper thighs......up just a little further.............ahhhhhhhhh.......:icon_biggrin:

 

i can massage just about anything, am not trained, but a very quick learner , where's my white coat

 

LOL HMMMMMMMMMMM picturing two Dave"s massaging upper thighs. Lol or was that Ellie talking.:69:

 

Cause you can't be boob man and tequilla guy.

 

I must have had a terrible guidance counselor...he didn't mention the tequila gig either