Things you had to explain when you got home from Temptation

back13,
Man you are so right it gets real slick around the pool and if you add drinks all day it could be bad.

 

I am just hoping the pictures of me in nothing but a hot pink scarf dancing on the pole on casino night never surface...
Yikes..... What was I thinking, and I only took second place
Can't believe I let Chino talk me into waring that.

 

we actually met a guy 3 years ago that dove into the pool and he cracked his open, we gave him 100 to have the doc come to resort cause he is petrified of hospitals and was not gong. Way to go our scottish friend"andrew"

 

Glenn did it, hit his head and went to the swim up bar. He was bleeding so Pablo got out his squiggy to wipe his head and gave him a lecture about no diving pointing to the sign with the stickman. Lol I was almost pissing myself laughing in my chair.


I slipped bye the pool...well I was running at the time and got a concussion.

 

The big Tattoo on my rear end.:ass:

 

for sure

we will definitely have that chance rob.....

 

good times

My story to explain to people when i can back ......

About 3 years ago on our trip to TTR we were 2 days in to what would as always be a fantastic week of partying with the extending family we have made from previous trips....booze cruise day was fantastic and seeing as it was a booze cruise and I wanted to ensure the safety of all aboard by lightening the weight on the boat I assisted in consuming as much alcohol as humanly possible. Needless to say I succeeded like a champ....on exiting the boat my sea legs that were now being fed with more rum then blood went out from under me as i stepped of the boat allowing me to do what looked like a swan like dive not into the water but face first into the dock.....my face if anyone knows me can take the wack however my ond foot smacked the edge of the dock rather hard.....I immediately jumped up and said its ok nothing to see here....Lee and I had enough sun and enough drink for atleast a few hours so we crashed....upon waking 5 hours later fully dressed with my shoes on......i got up to change and one problem I couldnt get my one shoe off as I apparently hit the foot pretty good...I had a 3 inch crack in the bone on the top of foot....needless to say until 10am i limped for the rest of week but by about 11 and several drinks later I could maneuver.....to this day my son thinks I kicked a great white shark to save his mother.....Good times...but i did learn my lesson and thats if your gonna olympic style dive off a katamaran you should try and hit the water its a little softer.!!!!!!!!

 

Owch that sounds painful... my story is... we were sitting at the swim up bar and I had to go to the ladies room, I stood up on my stool and took a step to the other and slipped, as I fell into the pool, we think... that my husband tried to save me, end of story I think I pulled a boob muscle... still acts up every now and then... I tell him it needs to be massaged.

 

I'd bet that there would be a line large number of boob massage therapists available during your TTR stay to assist with you therapy!

 

Hmmm....boob massage therapist...why didn't my high school guidance counselor tell me about that one?? Homework would have been a bit more interesting.