thanks for the heads up about being cold and needing a sweatshit. im going to bring some too.. :icon_rolleyes:
You get to TTR, get overwhelmed with fun and liquor, don't pace yourself, go upstairs for a short evening nap around 5, and wake up and its 6-7 am and you missed the first night completely.. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
26) When flying in from the Uk on the first night try and keep going till at least midnight or you never get into the right time zone... We find drinking and dancing helps!! 27) when you have been drinking strawberry daquiris, Purple s**t, margaritas all day and you throw up you will see the rainbow, taste the rainbow dont worry this is normal 28) Have your shame gland removed before you arrive that way you can take part in all the stupid games get naked, and not give a monkeys what you have done till the next morning and by then you will have forgotten! 29) Doing a stupid dance in Paty O's after a day of drinking will result in an injury of some kind either to yourself or someone else or both!
Your pretty red fuzzy rugs in your room can go from 0 - 50 mph at any drunkin or sober moment when stepped on.
I learned to use 60 sunscreen on the top half and 30 on the lower half. Perfect tan and where a T shirt once drunk and between 2-5 pm daily in the pool. SPF 8 and 15's have no place in cancun. Also visine is very expessive in Cancun. $17.00 I also learned that too many shots of Sambuca too fast gives me amenisa, what did I do.