Theme Nights=wear As Little As Possible And Kinda Follow Theme. Right?

This is one of those on going things that tends to lead to discussions that its best just to sit back watch. Preferably with a adult beverage and a bowl of popcorn .
In my humbly opinion, for us commoners its not the best. If you a member or make really good friend$ with a bar tender it is better. But my thought is this I'm at at a reasonably priced all inclusive in another country so its what I expect. They go though a lot of booze if it was all top shelf prices would have to go up. I'm here for the environment and good time not find a new favorite. That being said we do bring a few bottles of our favorite for two reasons. First we like to have a cocktail and pre-game while getting ready and its a pain to run down from the room to the bar. Second, I will drink almost anything but my wife not so much. If she doesn't like it she will sip it and slowly get it down but she will barely get a buzz. So I start her off with the good stuff in the room. Then make us a strong one in our big mugs to take to the pool. Switch her mug with mine so she has another almost full one and by the time she is done with that she will drink pool water and love it. Is that wrong of me?
After 17 years of marriage there's one thing I know a buzzed wife equals a happy wife, a happy wife equals and topless wife . . . . I bet you know where this is going.
Im just a husband that aims to please.

 

Absolutely not.
It is good enough unless you are a complete snob,
And recall it all does the same thing.
Though some quicker or better tasting then others.

 

he says: I was just helping expand your marketing reach.

During our last trip we met a "massage appliance" sales rep. She's joining us for our upcoming trip, I think just days after you two leave. Too bad the timing wasn't such that you two could, ummmm, network.

 

Not at all!
We just bring a bottle or two for our room. They don't supply that - which they should.

 

Does that apply to master suite as well? From what I read it comes with a fully stocked patio bar

 

That’s the one thing that always irritated me about some all inclusives... no giving of bottles in the room. I guess they think we are all going to throw them in our suitcases. I had success with wine in the past though...

 

Hahahahaha

 

Agree! You get what you pay for. Keith and I aren’t expecting 5 star here... we are expecting a lifetime of memories though! Haha!

 

That you will get just be ready for the addiction that comes with it. I dont think there is a week that goes by that goes by the TTR or the boob cruise isnt referenced. Also you will probably start judging people you meet as if they are Temptations worthy or not

 

You high rollers have a different deal! Hopefully us commoners can get a chance to see how the other side lives...haha