The Swedes Trip report

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  1. The_swedes

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    okay, here we go, this isn't a 100% sure, or accurat, but almost....
    there where wild things we left out of the report, because of our dear memory over what day it was and so....but again enjoy... ;) here is an overall TR.

    Arrival Day 9/3

    Got to the hotel, dead tired, came to cancun around 8am, and checked in, went to our room, lay down for a while, screaming of joy, happy to finally arrive in Cancun.....
    went down to the little shop, bought 4 six pack of sol, went up to the room, started to drink....fell asleep.....

    Day 1

    Woke up early as H..... around 6 in the morning... :O
    Jetlag? maybe.... anyways, tried to get more sleep.....
    woke up again around 8... *sigh* anyways, checked the beach, and the area...

    later we started to drink beers again, and went down to the "party zone" and headed for the bars....
    tried to take out money, didn't work, .... wtf, headed back to the hotel kinda drunk, and pissed off because of the atm....

    Day 2 (CC party)

    Woke up early again, this time around 7-8...
    grabbed out visa's and headed down to the atm once more.....LUCK, money was flowing! wohoo!
    headed for Starbucks for some latte..
    clock turned around 10....
    started to drink once more, 2 six packs, went down to the shop, bought more, and a bottle of Barcardi, and Finlandia Vodka...
    Drank all the beer, started mixing drinks, got more drunk obviously...
    around 2pm, headed to El-sombrero for food, ate, and drank 12 more beers... :O
    strange that we didn't feel any drunk at all...so it was all good...
    back at hotel, emptied the vodka and rum, headed down to the shitty so called bar, took a drink, swimmed in the pool, Kim made a stunt heading down there... everyone was laughing and having a good time, then we had a beer, and took our asses down to the sea instead Krille lost his sunglasses and smashed into a rock, end of swimming session....
    back to room, more beer....
    called a taxi....
    TAKE US TO..... TORTUGA!
    CC -party getting closer....
    took another beer while waiting on the other CC members! ;)
    And they all well, the one's that actually attended showed up, wooohooo! gave Dennis some fine piece of snus.. (tobacco)..
    and gave one aussi guy some too, he threw up after like 10minutes...
    anyway, went onboard, and memory starts to fade, for both of us....remember the start of the drinking contest.. hrm, me taking a piss overboard...hrm...yeah yeah...then it all turned to black......


    Day 3

    Woke up, or the memory came back.....
    what have i've been up to???
    that was my thoughts...
    shaking bars...still abit drunk, (good i guess concider how much pain i felt later that day)
    had to change cell's, to the one next to the first... :p haha
    well, a guard, had this, GIANT UZI, and pointed it towards me and my fellow inmates...
    and pointed on me and said...
    -You are so crazy! ! !
    have no idea what he meant, but i don't think i want to know either....
    sat down and just sat.....
    started to talk to some of the other guys, they where in for , to drunk, trying to stab someone, drugs....kinda....you know the things you do to get jailed...
    Christian (Krille) woke up, around 10 in the morning, watched my bed, it was still made....hmm, damn Kim, he got lucky.......
    Krille suffered from a real deal hangover...
    waited for me to start knocking on the door, but no knocks....
    around 11-12 the phone rings, ..
    -ahh, Kim is calling....
    -"Hi, your friend is in jail, you must come pick him up".
    -OMFG.
    went down, took a taxi, found the right police station at the first try.
    asked for Kim Petersson, from sweden... (the taxi driver came with krille to translate)
    -No Kim Petersson from Sweden here.....
    man....a female police walked by..
    -Oh Kim, yes i know him...
    they watched the "report" and Kim, where there! but he wasn't a swede....he was....
    from a land that cannot be spelled or prenounced.... Abbannkfösöf`??? something....
    anyways, he paid the 150usd, Kim got out.
    Kim asked Krille,
    -what did i do?
    Krille unimpressed.
    -U fought with a policeofficer...
    -oh no, Kim thought.....
    court things for that the taxi driver said, and laught....
    anyhow, i got my belt, and shoelazes back....but nothing else....
    hmm, well, i'll ask on the hotel,
    the answer if they had something for me was NO....
    went to the hotel room, cleaning lady showed up, no cleaning today
    sleept the entire day.

    Day 4

    Mad of being sleeping the whole day, woke up early again.
    Kim could barely move, went down to the beach.
    had a few cold one's again.
    Krille didn't know what Kim had done, not Kim either....
    made different stories up, on what could have happend....no one of us where right.
    Kim didn't feel well at all about the thing....
    asked about glasses and camera once more....
    answer...
    NO.
    back at room, had a few beers, cleaning lady showed up.
    cleaning?
    -yes please.
    she started to laugh, and said something, we wondered what was wrong...
    CERVEZAS!!!
    .....yeah?.....
    anyway, she started cleaning.
    Starbucks, vanilla latte again.
    went to another bar.
    later at nite, coco bongo, didn't like it at all, we are no clubbers.....more bar ppl....
    chatted with several ppl, went back to hotel, drunk once more....

    Day 5

    First time we didn't wake up to early, somewhere around 12...
    starbucks.
    double wopper Large to heal ourselfs from the small hangover....
    bought some beers at the local shop.
    getting more and more annoyed with the salesmen, SCREAMING for us.
    ended up at the room, drinking some.
    nothing really happend that nite.....
    more than i think this was the day where i logged in to CC to see what the heck happend on the party...
    cold sweat and wanted to die, when i read what i've been up to...*shame for Kim*
    Krille was kinda embarrased for my incident...

    Day 6

    Kim having hard time regrets over what happend on CC-party,
    Krille tried to make Kim think of the rest of the trip.
    small met up at Slices (found out later)
    standing outside CnC, thinking of it was here we where supposed to meet.... No, went back to hotel.
    Drank beers, got drunk.
    went to blackpearl bar. Talked to some ny'ers....
    stappled home after a couple of drunken hours.

    Day 7

    Alot more have happend then we wrote...won't write more than we have to, because this is the overall thing of our trip..hahahaha

    woke up, hangover.
    TV, wooohooo! or not,
    starbucks...
    bought a trip for Tulum - Xel-ha for saturday....
    took it easy this day, because of the tulum thingy...

    Day 8

    Went to Tulum, maya ruins, interesting stuff.....
    walked around for about 2hours, filming some, beautiful scenes over there.
    Then went to Xel-ha.
    first thing we did, where.. eating, at one of the buffés...
    really really tasty! best food on the whole trip.
    went snorkeling.
    watched dolphins play with the humans....
    went home,drank alot!
    a good day....

    Day 9

    hangover hell again...can't belive it....
    anyways...
    CC party 2!
    Kim where there, krille had a tough hangover....
    not a soul from CC....Kim went back home, went to bed...

    Day 10

    starbucks
    food
    slices...
    got really drunk, the shot girls loved us... (we paid for all kinda....hmm..)
    Kim flirted as crazy, success,
    Kim even thought that one of the bartenders where actually a swede and started talk swedish with him...Kim ignored....Kim was 100% sure he was a swede that fled sweden or something....
    Krille got pissed off, because he paid for a drink but didn't get any....atleast that is what he thought....
    went home, Krille had to help Kim taking of his shoes, and drag him up from half the bed so Kim wouldn't have injuries when he woke up....

    Day 11

    Slices!
    had some regrets before we went down there again....
    but we did, everyone that worked there remembered us. hugged us, kissed us.. (the girls kissed us)
    Kim started flirting with Rosa, the blond girl with the "jelloshots".....he's getting there... ;)
    Went away for food. and money....
    Kim sat down at the far end of the bar, a slices girl led another girl towards Kim....
    she was mexican, hardly knew any english, started to make out, (don't know why or how)....
    Kim had enough of this didn't know what he was doing,,.... (i know guys a fool)
    anyway Krille had found 2 foxy ladies... ;) and shaked his ass with one of them, Kim came up, started to talk to the other girl, she didn't knew any english, (asian) her friend translated, after about 5 minutes, they left... =( but, the girl that where with Krille gave Kim her number... :O
    ahh well, a good nite, did some more drinking talking to more girls and ended the nite... ;)

    Day 12

    Easy day...
    starbucks....yeah we love the vanilla latte, or it was the only thing we could actually drink the coffee doesn't taste well we think... ;)
    it's all good,
    took some drinks.

    Day 13

    Slices again.
    More hugs and kisses from the staff.....
    Kim flirts more with Rosa, that wonders why Kim haven't asked her out....Kim wonders the same.....
    GREAT fun that nite, and nice chicks... :p wooohoo!

    Day 14

    Last nite out,....
    Slices once more.....
    Kim hooked up with girl from Detroit very hard...hrm....
    Krille took her aunt... yes aunt...the aunt where 33years old, supermodel body, so it was ALL GOOD... ;)
    a great ending on our last nite out.....

    Day 15

    Tattoo day....
    Spider made Kims tattoo, on the back.... VERITAS and that means Truth in latin.
    Krille made an angel facing a devil on his back in a fighting posé....
    these tattooes where decided to be made in sweden a couple of months ago, so we thought why not....

    I can't remember everything in detail, so this is it, the days may not be right and so, probably missed out some of the good stuff, but then again,
    We had a REALLY great time!
    and for you ppl that wonders ....didn't u go out at all didn't u meet any girls or what....
    and answer to that question is, we did... ;) great fun!

    Day 16 25/3

    Home.....took about 35 hours or something, because of all the waiting about 8hours at atlanta airport...bah....
    Spent money = around 2500usd... way to much than planned... =O

    Overall : Great times nice ppl exept the damn salesppl we actually wanted to kill them after a while...
    the could fix anything they said, fix SNUS we said, and we got them! haha.... well hope u enjoyed the reading... ;)

    BTW THANKS TO DENNIS AND ANDREW for trying to help me (kim)
    you did all you could, thanks for trying, others might have not helped this drunkard at all. many thanks! :wink:
     
  2. Greta

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    Thanks for the trip report.. Sorry about the whole jail thing... They should have just left you be....

    All in all, other than that, not to bad of a trip.. I'd never want to come home if I was in Cancun for that long lol.
     
  3. Klaw

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    Yeah..the jail thing sucks.

    But great report..glad it was sucjh a good trip otherwise.
     
  4. The_swedes

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    well, in a way we started to get homesick actually, did not think that would happend...haha, but it was all good! :D
     
  5. hw711

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    A little too graphic? I love it. :D
     
  6. The_swedes

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    yeah jailtime wasn't the best, but it was an experience, and u learn from them. so next time, i'll be on my best behaviour... :wink: and not drink that much again....

    read somewhere that "the swede's showed once again that swede's can't drink".......
    haha we swede's know how to drink! but maybe don't really know when to quit... ?? hahhaa
     
  7. Klaw

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    I've actually been to the Cancun jail...as a visitor I should add. We went to vist Dany's brother once time when he had a car accident and couldn't pay the damages.

    Not a good experience for me....female visitors are strip searched....male visitors are not.
     
  8. Cancun_bound

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    Great report. Obviously a successful trip. No worries. :cool:
     
  9. The_swedes

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    thanks! well of course a success! i turned out to become a legend... hahaha
     
  10. DConCT

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    Without a doubt, Kim.... without a doubt. Pure legend you are. :)

    And I would have thought it would be more than $150US...

    You're supposed to help your friends out, no matter what.
    See you next time!

    and excellent work with the Detroit girl. hard. hahhaa
     
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