b7ets, you REALLY need to take your pic off and resize it about 80% smaller, then put it back up! It is WAY to large!! Thanks!!
After many Kokanee's had been consumed throughout the day, as well as in the beer gardens, I decided that I needed to release the pressure that had been building. Instead of going to wait in a line up for a lovely green house, I decided to do what any proud male would do, go to a river and help raise the water level. The river in this story, although it needed water, had a nice 10 ft rock cliff that tried to discourage that sort of behavior. This wouldnt stop me for trying, and in my efforts, the releasing of the pressure cause me to sway over such cliff onto the rocks. I had a good size gash on my stomach as well as a nice sleep. While i was coming out of my sleep, they had obviously no respect for a good drinking shirt and had began cutting the shirt, thus the death of the "man whore".