That awkward moment when...

After our first Boobs Cruise, I was a bit drunk (well ok a lot). Got dressed for dinner, then remember sitting on the bed to wait 5 mins before leaving the room. I woke up 6 hours later at 1am to a darkened room, butt naked, and no husband in sight..."What the hell did I do at dinner!?" I thought. Was terrified I had no memory of even going to dinner, let alone coming back to the room and taking my clothes off!

On finding my clothes next to the bed, I eventually found the husband out in Paty O. Thankfully, we were both just knocked out from the all day drinking and never made dinner. Husband had only been awake half an hour before me, and went out in search of food.

 

When at Desire, after a regular night's alcohol intake, I was dreaming about being in the wrong room.
When I "woke up" I found I had been sleepwalking and was now at the 24hr outdoor bar - stark naked obviously - thankfully this was Desire and it was not an issue!
Sheepishly made my way back to the room and had to knock Blanco up to let me back in!! He had no idea I had gone!
(It doesn't happen very often thank goodness!!):icon_redface:
:daisy:

 

I've been known to put chairs against hotel room doors to stop me doing this!

 

After a week at TTR and we head up to a friend's pool party and without thought the bikini top comes off and Stacia goes to get me a beer.....

Nice!

Except it was for their 3 y/o twins....

Oops.

Still nice, though.

 

Hahaha that would've been embarrassing if you were in a hotel back home.

 

The ease at which anyone can scroll through your iphone pics can definitely cause an awkward moment. When you just want to show a prude friend a nice pic of the beach don't let them handle your phone and scroll over to the next pic of the night before in the jacuzzi tub with the wife.....

 

Finding out that one of your co-workers (while you were there) told people (including customers) that you went to Hedo and everything that goes on there (even though he never has been there) so coming back was quite awkward... A lot of whispers around the office. I summed it up to jealousy! hehe!

 

Landing at the airport after a week at TTR with no cell service, and your first text says: "Looks like you're having fun. Better check your Facebook when you sober up."

Turns out a friend had kindly posted a picture for me: lingerie night, all fours on the bed, butt to the camera, my husband and hers pretending to spank me!

 

Please tell me you kicked this guy in the junk! :aktion070:

 

Wow, SO not cool!