Ahahahaha...this list is funny. We agree though that Hard Rock is insane. That picture looked the after hours cleanup crew at work. We've been there when it was wall-to-wall solid people. We love Moorea Beach though but it wasn't topless there for awhile so we partied at HR. Hotel Roosevelt is OK in a "Please think I'm a celebrity" kind of way. Golden Nugget...did someone's great aunt write this list? That NY swim-up bar looks lame.