Temptation Limericks!

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by MAXXandRACY, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. Mary & Al

    Mary & Al Enthusiast Registered Member

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    A sexy girl went to Temptations called Mary
    But she couldn't get a guy it was scary
    She had lovely brown eyes
    Big tits and nice thighs
    But her fanny was incredibly hairy!!

    Along came Alan her saviour
    He got out his blade and he shaved her
    And now that she's hairless
    She couldn't well careless
    She's turned into a right bloody raver!!
     
  2. TexasFunnSun

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    We first went to Temptation on mutual dares
    A little worried the oufits to be worn would draw stares
    Wife showed she can still exhibit class
    When wearing outfits that flash a little ass
    All while dancing at PatyOs showcasing her wares
     
  3. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    A man and women did their first Boobs Cruise.
    On this cruise her top she did lose.
    She met Chinos and became his best fan.
    He got her naked, for that best all over tan


    Fireball,Orange shit and Sex on the beach.
    What fun she had she started to preach.
    Come on the cruise it was tons of fun.
    Let your inhibitions, it's a blast Hun.

    Let them tie that top to the flag pole.
    Let the titties fly that is there ultimate goal.
    Dance and party, all day in the sun.
    Tip big darling, when the day is all done.
     
  4. TexasFunnSun

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    Saw the thread asking us to post a limerick
    Looked up the rules to not look like a hick
    You must actually rhyme last word of lines 3 to 4 then 1 and 2 to five
    These are the rules and that's no jive
    Not my rules so don't think me a prick
     
  5. Bearlet

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    Teeny bikini

    So, she left with nothing to wear :)
     
  6. Mary & Al

    Mary & Al Enthusiast Registered Member

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    A guy by the pool bar called Clive
    Good god! that guy could muff dive
    He'd be down there for hours
    You'll be coming in showers
    He can lick pussy better than any man alive!!!!

    Now he had a girlfriend called Jane
    She liked a bit now and again
    but not just now and again
    but again and again
    and again and again and again !!!
    heheheheheheh!!
     
  7. Mary & Al

    Mary & Al Enthusiast Registered Member

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    A guy on the Boobs Cruise called Danny
    Pulled a sexy fair maiden called Annie
    But he got a shock
    and a mouthful of c**k
    coz Annie was really a tranny!!
     
  8. MAXXandRACY

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    We just did a week at Temptation
    Of drinking and sleep deprivation.
    Hung-over employment's
    Devoid of enjoyment.
    Good god, we could use a vacation!
     
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