Before our first trip we were somewhat niave, Not sure if we’d stay the whole time or maybe just leave, Then once we were there, My wife’s breasts she would bare. And thus began a journey none of our friends would believe!
There once was a resort named Temptation Bare breasts were the growing sensation I said with a feel these boobies aren't real but I give them a standing ovation
A piece of advice when on a Boobs Cruise, Whether you're veterans or whether you're noobs, Pick beer, orange or pink, But watch what you drink, Or return for a 12 hour snooze!
I ate by the sports pool with Jeannie Whose swimsuit was shockingly teeny When a smidgen of sushi Got stuck in my tooth, she Said, "Here, you can use my bikini!"
These are all too funny. Thanks for starting it. Too early for me to be funny right now. Hopefully I will return later with something
We met a Brazilian named Bobbi Who bragged that group sex was her hobby She claimed her vocation Found fans at Temptation "But they made us move out of the lobby."
I got on a plane bound for TTR in Cancun and a lady asked me would like peanuts, pretzels or a cookie snack. I said I want your cookie and she gave me a SMACK
A warning to all of you newbies: Your parts could burn redder than rubies! The answer is lotion Applied in slow motion By all your new friends to your boobies
