swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

****************** NEWS FLASH*****************************

As with most media agency's improperly reporting the news, and waiting the mandatory 24 hour rule (Timmy Rule, that is) It is my honor to inform all that it was mis-reported my demise with my girlfriend.

We are still together and very happy! LOL

Sweet nurse, it will still be an honor to have a total blast with you all on our birthday. Woo-hoo!!!!!!!

 

great news tim

was she able to "get over" that whole adult diapers thingy and buy you a case of listerine breath sticks?

 

Curfews, Airplanes, Rainbow Shots

Rob, I'm not "mad" at you for posting the most hideous picture of me ever!!!

Give me some credit though, I can "hang" most of the time with you guys!! Only if I'm drinking Mexican Tequila, right??

That Mexican Tequila has something in it that doesn't agree with my body chemistry...it makes me mean, green, and a fighting machine!!

Not sure yet on whether we are making this trip or not, but I'm doin my damndest to make it happen!!

 

you guys can do it

just may take a lil bit a creativity in these tough economic days

here are some suggestions for you and all of those interested in making the tunes tastes and TIMtations trek in late april

(1) stay away from tim - dude drinks like $100 per night - bad influence
(2) sell your extra vehicle or 4 wheeler - we are selling the jeep
(3) you,tonya and any other hot chicks do a nude photo shoot - then get your own web site
(4) sell your house and move in with us (hell everyone else does)
(5) dont do the deer lease - dont tell hillbilly i said this
(6) fast til april 29th (cuts down on food bill and great way to diet and look even hotter)
(7) have a garge sale (include your porn videos)
(8) take a second job - perhaps a nude pool girl
(9) dont use the heater all winter - let hillbilly keep you warm and save $
(10) save cost of air travel by doing #6 and being small enough to fit into mine and t's travel bag

just some thoughts april

 

I think the girls could bank on a nude web page!!!! Let's do that!!! Who's all in???

 

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

or perhaps a cancuncare calendar :wink:

ill check with steve and see how he would feel about doing a cancuncare calendar and spliting the money with you girls

lets get creative i g0ts to gets my april showers to cancun for this blow out!!!!!!!

oh by the way ive already locked up the bulldog cafe jacuzzi suite too :shock:

 

Let's do it! We all know I AIN'T SCARED!!! LMFAO!! :3some:

Oh and BTW, your secret is safe with me on the whole "deerlease" thing!!

 

Timtations

I wanna take the safety labels off everything and see what happens...

 

Love the pics Rob !!! You guys know how to have fun !!

I need help with my trip name, my name's Kelly so I was thinking :

Kamasutra Kocktails and Kelcun . What do you think , can you improve on that , lol