swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

I have never assisted with hammering PUSSY (tickers). You know me, always willing to help out a friend..lol

 

OMG...you gotta watch out for Curtco Bongo at all times Rob...lol

 

i was due for it - as much crap as i pull on people

......but just for that he is not going to get play on the bongo drums :wink:

by the way - everyone else is coming into town for the "4th annual leprechaun friendly sensitivity and awareness seminar" aka "mcMuffins magically delicious st patricks parade and petting party"

...........but no curt and barb ?!

im trying not to take it personal - but it would have to be personal -

:idea:

(a) did someone say something ugly to you guys at the sb party?
(b) does barb have a honey do list for curty boy?
(c) somebody in the fam come out fo the closet ?


- oh well just means that fun johnny square toes and i will get to spend more time together in our efforts to get classified legally (for medical benefits and taxes of course) as hetero lifemates

rob and johnny

 

rob and fun johnny square toes

hetero lifemates - not that there is anything wrong with that

 

Nothing wrong at all Rob...love ya man!!!

 

i mean i know i can be a tad bit vain on occasion, i do have a clinically diagnosed narcissistic personality disorder and.... in my own mind.....im clearly an "11"

but even if i could set all that shit aside and just look at this picture of me and square toes objectively...........

id still say

those two guys are &*^%$ smokin hot!!!!!

 

Rob,

It must be a bitch keeping a long distance relationship going. You both are great guys and I can see you together. I know you can work it out.LMAO... :hug: OMG, Just dont try to explain whats on you shirt in that pic.

Now that you have the kitty and hammer can we get back to women discussing toys before I hurl?
:urgh:

 

curt

you clearly need some hetero lifemates sensitivty therapy......

oh me

on my shirt?

that one is easy

ever see those guys sipping on drinks at happy hour - looking all prim and proper? i am the anti-happy hour guru - when i drink i make a f%^*(%$ mess of myself and get sloppy - hell i swear to you - ask tim one night when tonya and i were out with tim and one of his 2,674 -

i got so drunk i tried to pick up the hot little bartender - even though i embellish a wee bit here and there - that is a true story - just ask tim and tonya

thats when tonya (that woman is so forgiving of all my crap) said no more jager bombs for rob and she also said that from that point on i could never drink without her being with me - SMART WOMAN - which by the way ive honored 100% - except for that one night in austin when t caught me opening up a bottle of bacardi for some random chick who had crashed our condo - but that is a whole nuda story which tmac and kat had the unique pleasure of getting to witness

back on subject

the stuff on my shirt is either
(a) liquor
(b) beer

there may be more but there are three things we know curt.......when it comes to drinking

1. if the police dont show up at your party and ask you to turn down the music - trust me - you aint having a party - your having a social

2. if the kids laugh at you and make fun of you for weeks on end - when you come in at 2:00 a.m. and start hugging on the cats and dogs - you know you are clearly drunk and having fun

3. if you drink, dont spill shit all over you and get messy - then you aint drinking - you might as well just go ahead pack it in and give it up all together -

the best

rob

 

oh....duh i get it

you were thinking that the stuff on my shirt was .............

lmao

no dude - in all seriousness i got lots of problems - some of them major problems - but i swear on my sons grave - that aint one of them!!!

humor me

use your computer screen for a second to visualize where i am on the sexual orientation meter

k

at the top left of your screen you will see the canuncare logo sun and lets say that would represent an individual who was homosexual (which is all good for some people ) and then lets look down in the opposite corner - do you see the advertisement for cancun valet ? well that would represent an individual who was flaming heterosexual

where do i fit on the meter?

im so far below that cancun valet advertisement that you cant even find me on the screen :shock:

in fact im hoping that one day soon we can have a day set aside for people like me - a "coming out" of sorts day - for the often misunderstood, overly hetero sexual people

R :wink: B

 

Not too jump on your parade, but you have been keeping me amused on a dreary day (couple of months) at work, so just tell him to look at your Avatar

The one with your head between the four breasts of the women in your life