swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

MOST WANTED

these &^%$# aint booked yet :shock:

but they better or they will have to deal with the wrath of rob - will not be pretty for you guys


TIM (bday boy) and Shannon - tired of your excuses - prioritize you f&^%% and quit drinking at pizza hut with the losers every damn night


Tom & Courtney - i want to see courtney and tonya and that whole body shot thing again - still gets me all choked up thinking about it :wink:


Troy and Tara - i think we must have scared you off with the whole hallified weekend thingy - my bad - i know the hot tub thing was a little much for you guys - im sorry - how can we make it up to you :wink:


Hello Texas - i think both of you are looking for a way to get there - im very creative - let me help you :idea:


Johnny G String - can you say closing "open" bars 3 out of 4 nights :?:


Nottingham Nick - nick just go ahead and retire - btw - do they have dont ask dont tell in the british military? :lol:


"Back" the Cowboys - we can sing "save a whore ride a cowgirl" all weekend long :-o


Kancun Kelly - Birthday Girl - hey it is your birthday kelly


Tequila Ken - okay ken - im going to need a case of the three liter quita per day - dat should do it - cmon :roll:


dr. billy ray - i understand your situation and will show patience in this rare case - i get it


Jennifer - tonya will not be the same without you and that is not good for me


jilly - you've never been with us and you have to go this time :idea:


Meth Mel if you book this week i promise we will play wii bowling at least once while we are there - and ill hook you up with ten guys to boot :wink:


bill aka "kato kaitlin" congrats on the new job - you have no excuses for booking in the next 24 hours :!:

 

Timtations

"save a whore, ride a cowgirl"

Ha ha ha That does have a ring to it, although it appears my wide recievers should be cowgirls, ya know since they cant go into a NYC night club with out tucking a gun in his JOGGING PANTS...
Bad enough to bring a gun to a nightclub, but come on now, who the hell wears jogging pants out to a club... ONLY IN NY ..I will trade you Plaxico for two sets of Tim beads and a betty ford hall pass....

as far as the trip, Im just waiting on job approval and ill be set...hopefully soon.

 

we may be down during this time too!

 

Mav6rick, Hope you guys can make it , its going to be a Blast.

 

The Wrath of Ronya

Do NOT want to be the focus of that kind of attention. Other kinds, fine. As soon as the job thingie settles I'll confirm the dates and make arrangements.

Maybe I should get Kokal to go as a way of apologizing - BAHAHAHA! :evil:


I'm going to hell - How many seats on the bus do I need to save?

 

kokal - lmao

now that is funny

how many guys (even mentally challenged social misfits) do you know of.............that would actually have a smoking hot babe say to them "if you go with me to cancun - i will pay for your air, motel, food, tastes, and passport (if you should need one)..................just go with me please"

and then have this person "kokal" say in response, "sorry, id rather stay here in dallas bored to death over my plot in life - with my butt practically glued to a bar stool looking like a bumbling fool and sulking over how bad i suck and how miserable my life truly is"

amazing - if i ever act that pathetic - ill sign a waiver and tape a sign to my gargantuan billy bob thornton sized forehead which reads "It is perfectly accpetable for you to kill me"
the best

rob

 

Kato...go ahead and save me a seat on that bus! I think I might be driving the bus there though! :evil:

 

I will be the one at the back of the bus mugging on the dude with the cool pitchfork!

 

i just hope tonya dont catch us :lol:

 

Chicks

"if you go with me to cancun - i will pay for your air, motel, food, tastes, and passport (if you should need one)..................just go with me please"


Find her and send her to NY...