swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

i think it was on the first trip we took there....i mean t and i have great chemistry year around and i dare say we are way above average when it comes to the old "in out in out"

but there is just something about that place that i cant put my finger on........turns us into rabbits on viagra.......

we have been on vacations to other places and never had sex like we do at bbg/temptations...............so its not just being on vacation and relaxing its something else :?:

anyway back to my point about the ear plugs...........we had been sooooo busy one night that we did not even sleep :wink: a wink - was like we just met or something.....so needless to say the next day we were dead and after a little trip to the sexy pool we were ready to crash and get some rest, but it was so loud we could not sleep - then i remembered that i had some in my bag and we put them in and slept like logs

rob

 

OMG............have you seen the videos lol xxxx

 

have not seen the videos but i have seen tho pics and if you are a man and you say, "that aint hot"............ then you are either lying, asexaul or your love men ............

just

no other options there

 

I suppose we're quiet by day and loud by night (although we have been known to increase the volume level on a saturday afternoon with some dodgy friends lol).

 

LMAO!

 

I considered entering this one, so just for kicks I tried on the "uniform." All I can say is not happening.

Can you say "Franks & Beans!"?!?

Me neither...

 

And there would be photographic evidence of wearing this weeny bikini, this banana hammock. nope...uh-uh...not a chance! Even if I was passed out, I would somehow conjure up a way to respectfully decline from participating in this contest. If one of our nuts popped out, can you imagine what that picture would look like? :anon:

 

And if you do pass out, make sure Rob doesn't have a marker handy...

 

You sound like you've got experience with Rob's marker.

 

all good i think everyone in our group is too hung for this contest -

besides tmac brought up a great point :idea:

which i agree with completely :wink:

nobody honestly wants to free WILLY" do they :shock:

we can always figure out a way to have another contest for the guys.............. one where nobody has to look at an oscar meyer.....

maybe tmac can show how he did those smooth dance moves and won "mr Temptation" last year............perhaps we could have a "mr cancuncare booze cruise" - - - ive been known to dance a wee bit

lol - will let the ladies figure out the final guy contest - they may insist on a mens bikini contest ???
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just for the record in case there was any doubt - i want everyone to know where i stand on this :wink:

im pretty much okay with anything.............. as long as it involves babes and babes naked.............and guys with clothes or bikinis on

just saying ive never been able to feel "normal" around naked men - who knows - maybe im a closet a homophobe?

most likely my mom and dads fault..........they get blamed for everything else thats wrong with me - why not throw this one on them too ????

anyways.......

i cant help if i get a little nervous, scared and start getting heart palpitations.

get so tired talking about friday the 13th and the hills have eyes as being scary movies -

ya know?

hell those movies arent frightening - let me tell you whats horrific :idea:

a 6'4" 250 lb naked dude chasing around my 195 lb 6' ass - now thats a f'n horror movie - the stuff of nightmares the sandman dont even deal with - gives you the eeeby geebeeez rigth up your freakin spine

so

if that makes me judgemental bigot - please forgive me - its my only flaw - other than that im a pretty normal open minded guy

rob

ps
ive got several gay friends........and i know they are tempted......but they dont try and hit on me