swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

We will be there tomorrow night for Andy's birthday, (I can't call him Little Andy, he is taller than me!) I think we will be there for the cake at the end of bowling, it just depends on what comes up before we can make it out of the house!! :lol:

 

Re: toy shopping

april/jess/kk

looks like we can count on james and leanne for the toy swap as well



rob

 

the toy swap

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! the toys swap...what better way to hi !!! nice to meet you then this.....we are in for sure and went shopping today....best part is once you get to the store you can never buy just one....See you all there very soon ....

 

Rob, this going to be one KICK ASS PARTY , we would have to start planing now for Sept. if we r going to come close to this baby. I want to stop & thank u now for all the work u put in to it. Nobody can put a Party together like you, I better shut up I'm starting to sound like Johney G, Hey, how about those Bears!!

 

now thats pretty f&*(^%#$@ bad tmac lol

me you and everyone else in the world knows just how much i love johnny g string like a brother...........but sometimes i just want to say "g string, its okay to go 5 minutes without saying a damn word. just take a moment to calm down and relax, breathe in deep and just zip it" :wink:

btw

you are going to love the five songs i picked out for the mens bikini contest

- i cant give away the order.........but here they are -

so ladies if you want your man to dance in a bikini for fabulous prizes -

teach him your favorite dance moves, bring him a pink bikini and get his ass toasted..............and ready to dance to one of these jewels


(1) does your mother know by abba
(2) the crying game by boy george
(3) whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man by salt n peppa
(4) im too sexy by right said fred
(5) and last but not least - dat right - its raining men by the weather girls

ill be doing the video for your grandchildren.........lmao

fer shoooooooo

rob

 

I have a problem with this 'men's bikini contest'...I don't think I can keep my 'stuff' covered up. Bikini bottoms aren't accustomed to stretching in the crotch area. I don't believe it can contain my god-given manhood.

:headbanger:

 

lol ben

i certainly understand that issue

i mean god did not bless with me with too much........

was funny the other day i went grocery shopping and T sent me one her typical texts "rob, dont pick up on any chicks at the grocery store"

i sent one back that said "i can't think of a woman (married or divorced) on the entire planet that would want me - im almost 50........i got no hair.........no ass..........brown eyes..........no job..............and i drive a 1994 s-10 pick up with 350,000 miles...........lets face it and be honest.......on a 1 to 10 scale when you factor all that in...........im a "2" at best

..............but god was very good to me in other ways......as i am a pretty good at scrap-booking, i like rainbows and poetry, and im a damn good cook

nothing forced ben............you guys just do whatever feels like fun :wink:

...........im sure will be able to round up five drunks willing to get in a bikini and dance to the crying game :shock:

rob

 

OK - Ginny and I nailed down our rainbow accessories and made some purchases. Gotta say - that was pretty much as fun as selecting our toy for the toy swap...okay not quite...

Also - for the beach - we snapped up a backpack cooler to load with ice and cevezas.

Let's see what else....got straws, thermal mugs, sunscreen, M&M's, lingerie, iPod is ready to rock, LOL - what else could we possibly need????

This is gonna be one great trip!

 

Good one Rob!...did you guys needs those ear plugs because Les and the M&M Mama were making a bit too much noise!?! LOL

Just kidding guys!