swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

hey kk

i aint found JACK on ebay

well i did find some skimpy little speedo rainbow thingys (apparently made for a bigger freako than myself) - geeeez i mean i know im one crazy s-o-b--------but i dont know bout dat shit :?: :!:

- everybody has to draw the line somewhere - - - ya know kk?

- just something very disturbing about my package hanging out like dat in front of people

yeah yada yada with all the "nobody knows you nobody gives a shit" rag

whatever

yeah - right - well they will damn sure know me if i walk around in that bandaid sized speedo - and they had better give a shit................lest they get an eye poked out - :shock: - damn skippy


maybe if i were not hung like a wild horse and looked a little bit more like those skinny little sissy boyzzzz (models in the pictures with two inchers) then perhaps things might just be different -

but then again - probably not

we all know t..........and she aint about to let me walk around in that skimpy little - :idea: hand towel - so hopefully i can find a rainbow colored pair board shorts that will stretch to my ankles - - - so we can keep things in the proper place - as it were

DAT FER SHO

 

tequila ken

any updates on de bulldog????

 

I don't care how hetro you are, if you wear a rainbow bananna hammock you just joined the other team, "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

[quote="babymoon38Omg, I gotta get Tom some flip-flops...do you know he doesn't own any?????? How can that be?? A man with a boat and no flip-flops!!! :shock: That is unacceptable! LOL[/quote]

What???? Yeah, I know a nice surf shop that sells GREAT flip flops, FRISTER...lol! :wink:

BTW, has a date been set already??? For all of you soon to be newlyweds???

 

What???? Yeah, I know a nice surf shop that sells GREAT flip flops, FRISTER...lol! :wink:

BTW, has a date been set already??? For all of you soon to be newlyweds???[/quote]


Well now you know where I went for lunch - he now owns a pair of cool flip-flops. He be a hip dude once again! LOL


Well....as for date... We are looking at 9/9/9 in Key West. Since 9/9 is on Wednesday..we will go down the Sunday before..hang for a few days..do the deed...hang for a few days and come back. Honeymoon/wedding all in one trip. WOOOHOOOOO

That's the plan man....today - - but that's what we want to do! :bounce:

 

lmao

very true - never said anything wrong with it :wink: but like you say........"you just joined the other team"

............or............. :idea:

at the very least..........yo ass has definitely been put on waivers...........and there are a lot of other coaches interested..... :shock: .......especially in your ability to "switch hit" or "sacrifice" in the clutch.....so to speak :wink:

 

Just be careful that you don't get traded for a "player to be named later."

 

Rob,
It sure sounds like you have been putting alot of thought into this. LMFAO
Have you also been practicing biting your pillow? :bootyshake:

 

i know curtco bongo

way too much time on my hands curtis - i mean you can only exercise, visit porn sites and post on cancuncare so many times in a day.....

so ready to see you guys. i think t is having her barb e. doll withdrawls again this week -

 

I'm with ya... except for the excercise part. Barb keeps asking if its time to pack yet. If I keep up with the 70 hour work weeks, Barb may have to take me to a taxidermist and ship me to cancun. :spam:
Cannot wait to see everyone again.. :daveandmo: